Someone Should Tell Chris Brown That You Can’t Bring Marijuana To Rehab

Chris Brown at Billboard Music Awards May 2013Oh Chris Brown, you never fail to amaze me with your continued dedication to being the most ignorant person in the room. Or on the planet. (Depending if Farrah Abraham is on the planet that day.)

His newest adventure in idiocy took place at his new home — rehab for anger management, also known as the only place I’ve ever been glad to see him. Chris was required by law to sign himself into a facility for ninety days after a progress hearing last week in the case against him for assaulting beating the shit out of Rihanna in 2009 and then continuing to beat people up every hour on the hour ever since then. Turns out that if you’re in trouble for allegedly trying to murder someone with your bare hands, it’s usually a good idea to stay under the radar instead of continuing to let your rage spiral out of control in public.

Originally it sounds like it was going to be a shorter stay…but Chris got so angry and violent at the first facility he was assigned to that they kicked him out after only two weeks after he attacked his mom’s car. Sigh. Only Chris Brown could get himself kicked out of an anger management program.

But luckily, he now has three whole months to figure out exactly what rehab is; namely the part where you can’t fly into violent rages and you can’t bring your marijuana. YES HE TRIED TO DO THAT. Apparently he had no problem giving up his phone or agreeing not to get on the internet, but when they tried to take his pot, he was super confused. According to TMZ:

“Chris told staff the Mary Jane was prescribed by a doctor for a medical condition — depression –  but the staff rejected his request. We’re told Chris kicked up a stink, claiming pot makes him calm, but the staff was unbending.”

Christ. That’s how you act when you’re calm? I didn’t think it was possible, but it seems like you need this rehab stay even more than I thought.

(Photo: Elizabeth Goodenough / Apega /

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    • Olivia Wilson

      WHAT?! No drugs in rehab?? The next thing you’ll tell me is that you can’t bring alcohol or throw ragers in rehab. This is an outrage.

      • Meredith Hirt

        UGH what is this world coming to? Next thing you know they won’t be letting people have guns in prison!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Don’t even speak of such things.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I was as surprised as you are.

    • rawbdawwgg

      Your blog posting lacks intelligence, and certainly is contributing to continued misinformation and ignorance regarding the therapeutic benefits of medical marijuana. Additionally, just the fact that you are blogging about information that was reported to TMZ as if it were fact is even more ludicrous.

      Someone requesting to take medical marijuana into an anger management rehab is in no way different then someone who wants to take any other anti-depressant into anger management rehab. In case you haven’t noticed, medical marijuana has been legalized in TWENTY states and Washington D.C. Therefore, since its widely prescribed by a psychiatrist or medical doctor to treat depression (which it is) can you possibly provide a logical answer as to how come you want to vilify Chris Brown for allegedly making this request? Medical marijuana can be taken in many forms, including pill form. Would an anger management rehab deny someone the right to bring their prozac into a program?

      It doesn’t take much intelligence to peddle false information about someone’s life, and especially false information about a medical substance that has been scientifically proven to be effective for treating a wide array of disorders, including depression.

      You really should do some research before you blog. By now all American’s who care to listen know that Chris Brown has struggled with anger management issues. This isn’t surprising considering he grew up experiencing domestic violence much of his young life and his mother failed to protect him from it. This is a common scenario in the United States, with upwards of 34% of relationships having some form of intimate partner abuse during the course of the relationship. Domestic violence is a wide spread problem in the United States. When you vilify people who struggle with these issues, you are also vilifying a large swath of the American public who struggle with the exact same issues.

      More pointedly, you are contributing to the problem by implying that these issues somehow suggest people like Chris Brown are less educated. Domestic violence impacts people of all races, classes, religions and economic level’s in the United States. People who deal with these issues need empathy and treatment, not uneducated, judgmental diatribes that only serve to push people that really need help into the shadows.

      Why not try to add to the debate in a positive and informative way rather then taking the low road?

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