Ye gods! I don’t think Harry Styles knows what he’s in for, or the magnitude of Kris Jenner Wrath his public (ha, I typed “pubic” by accident and almost left it) denial of dating Kendall Jenner will wreak upon his life and career. Poor bastard. But yeah, he totally didn’t want to talk about his fakelationship with Kendall at all. Weird!
One Direction sat down with Piers Morgan yesterday, partly to promote their upcoming album and partly to enable everyone to watch an awkward interview between two people who have nothing in common. When the conversation touched upon Styles and Jenner (obviously Piers Morgan reads Crushable and therefore knew the latest fakelationship deets) possibly wooing one another, things got even more awkward:
“Um, I mean, we went out for dinner, but no. I guess.”
If you watch the video, I don’t know what’s more awkward – hearing Piers Morgan enunciate phrases like “hot date” and “budding romance” or how totally uncomfortable and super pissed Harry became over it. Maybe he’s just being defensive over a new relationship. And maybe he was tied down, gagged, tarred and feathered by Kris Jenner until he reluctantly agreed to squire her daughter about town, and now totally regrets it.
Only time (and possibly tonight’s AMAs) will tell. There are two things I know for sure: Piers Morgan won’t be the one telling us, and Kris Jenner is probably brainstorming even more body parts Kendall can now legally Instagram for attention.