Batman’s voice is pretty intimidating. If he told me I had a drinking problem I’d swear off the bottle right then and there.
11. The Sound of Music
I loved The Sound of Music growing up. I think this comment may have finally ended my crush on Captain Von Trapp.
12. America’s Got Talent
I don’t even want to know what that show would entail.
13. Star Wars
Darth Vader would probably be far less scary if he was always walking around eating donuts and deep fried Oreos.
14. Pirates of the Caribbean
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Carrotpenis. Do you think Johnny Depp would have taken that role?