16 Beautiful Celebrities Who Desperately Need New Stylists

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I wish I had a big red telephone on my desk from which I could dial out to various celebrities and give them unsolicited advice…because I would do that ALL. DAY. I just have so many ideas from an outside perspective, and if people would only let me handle one tiny aspect of their lives for them, I think things would go so much easier.

For example, there are a ton of celebrities out there who are totally killing it in the being extremely beautiful and talented and attractive in every way department, they just need a little help with the fashion aspect. Which is weird because, in all likelihood, they’re already paying someone to provide that help. Someone who goes by the name of ‘stylist’. But Stylist is not helping you, celebrities! Stylist is making you look very foolish indeed! And you are wonderful, so you must fire Stylist and hire someone who gets your body shape and doesn’t have a grudge against your natural beauty.

This is what I think. And since I’m rarely wrong, take a look at the list of people who I think would benefit from a stern talking-to on my big red phone and see if you agree.

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    • Anonachocolatemousse

      I personally love Jennifer’s hair and I think she pulls it off. Since she is the face of Dior right now, all her red carpet dresses are Dior and they aren’t always great, so I give her a pass right now.

    • Nerdy Lucy

      Isn’t Kanye dressing Kim nowadays?

      • elle

        Yes he is.

    • jenley2013

      So glad you did something unconventional and put Jennifer Lawrence in this list. Girl should be #1, they dress her atrociously!

    • carmen

      I AGREE WITH ALL OF THIS. SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT. I especially agree with Abigail Breslin and January Jones and Anne Hathaway. Abigail, on tiwtter, is so down-to-earth and seems like a typical girl-next-door but when she appears in the red carpets… well… especially the teen choice awards, her dress, what was that? There was one photoshoot she was in that she previously had as her twitter icon that showed the right amount of cleavage, but besides that, it’s been too much. Elle’s stylist is a good choice, but I would also go to Chloe Grace Moretz for some inspiration. For January Jones, I think whoever dresses her up in her movies should be her stylist! She always looks so beautiful and elegant and classy onscreen, especially in X-Men and Unknown, and Mad Men of course. I think it’s a shame that her beauty onscreen is not portrayed the same way offscreen. And for Anne Hathaway, during the Oscars espcially, a lot of people were praising her dress, especially because of the back, but I was just not feeling it, especially with the pointy boobs and weirdly segmented back part. If she wanted to expose some skin, she should have done it with a different dress.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Oh yeah, Chloe Grace Moretz totalliy has it covered.

    • Luke Skywalker

      Lea Michele should be on this list.

    • Katie Stevens

      Dumbest article I’ve ever read. Who gives a crap what they wear.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Thanks for taking the time to comment!