You guys, Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner bought each other things this weekend, and that just got me thinking about the fact that these two are probably the best couple we have out there in the game right now. We don’t talk about them enough, but they are perfectly matched little baby millionaires, and as such, we should be putting them on all of our billboards and wearing their photos in all of our lockets. Somebody get on that.
Because think about it — neither of them go to school, they’ve grown up in the spotlight, and they both come from families that take an almost comically hands-off approach to parenting. I mean c’mon, they don’t even have to sneak out of the house to go see each other, because nobody remembers they’re home. It’s a match made in heaven!
Which is why I so greatly enjoyed reading about their romantic date this weekend. It was set at an upscale store, obvi, but one that paparazzi can get into, because without photographers, what proof will you have of your fakelationship? They each prepared for their rendezvous with outfits that say, “I love money but I also love garbage”. Kylie stuns in floor-length fancy pajamas and half a shirt, revealing a delicate torso doily, a look she finished off with John Lennon glasses and house slippers.
And because he couldn’t outshine Kylie in his all-black ensemble with his Transformers-esque peacoat and cartoon character hair, he settled on draping her in expensive-looking gems and jewels and crystals on long golden chains. Never was there a truer, purer, or more beautiful specter of young love as these two — asking their handlers for money so they can trade trinkets back and forth and rest their chins on each others’ heads.
I hope they never break up, because they’re teaching me how to live. Like really Live, with a capital L.
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