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Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her Nipples On Instagram, Which Makes Me Feel All Kinds Of Ugh Inside

Kendall Jenner model pose

In a move that we all (sadly) saw coming, Kendall Jenner just shared a “modeling” photo on her Instagram account that happens to reveal her nipples. While the girl-not-yet-a-woman is legally allowed to share naked photos with us, it still shocks us that she did it so fast. For those of you who don’t have celebrity birthdays tattooed on your brain, she just turned 18  a little over two weeks ago. As in 16 days ago, this photo would’ve been illegal for Kendall Jenner to share and illegal for gross dirty pervs on the internet to pass around. Hashtag UGH.

And sure, being a spawn of Kris Jenner destined her to get naked for money at some point in her career. But couldn’t she have waited a little bit longer. Like until she was at least 18 and one month old? It just seems like she’s fast tracking something that doesn’t even need to be tracked. Our leading in-house nipslipologist says that taking off your bra at 18 makes it almost inevitable that you’ll be making a sex tape by 19 — with a “tasteful” Playboy spread sandwiched somewhere in between. Okay, fine, maybe I’m getting ahead of myself. Maybe this is just an artistic photo and I’m being a prude. Or maybe I’m suddenly getting the urge to adopt Kylie Jenner and save her from her own family. It’s not too late for her… I mean one more date with Jaden Smith and it will be…but for now, there’s still time.

(Photo: Instagram)

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  • emikoala

    Slut-shaming is so original.

    • Cassandra Hough

      Settle down, Jezebel. It’s not so much slut-shaming as it is “oh my god this could have been child pornography less than 18 days ago.” She’s not 28, she’s 18. It’s alarming, in spite of the fact that her mother is Kris Jenner.

      That being said, how do I apply to be the leading nipslipologist around here?

    • Ksenia Catzes Dakovic

      She’s still 18. In UK and most other countries (including mine) she would be completely an adult. I am an adult and I haven’t even left school. And at least she wasn’t a child star and did that. And it is kind of slut-shaming. Wow there were lots of ands in that. O.o

    • Jenni

      It’s not about posing naked. It’s about being brought up by a mother who teaches you that you’re only as valuable as your body. If she chose to do this on her own, i wouldn’t be as critical. But considering her family, it’s hard to believe that she made the decision on her own.

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      Well isn’t her mother communicating the culture correctly to her daughter? Isn’t that what mothers are supposed to do?

    • Ksenia Catzes Dakovic

      No, this article only said one sentence about her mom. The rest of it was all, “Ugh, she took a photo showing her tits.” Firstly, I hate the way that this article increases the stigma that breasts are sexy. They’re sacs of fat and mammary glands….?? That just makes me go, “What?!” Secondly, you do realise there’s no such thing as bad publicity. If the OP was so against this photo she’s sent possibly hundreds more to look at it by writing about it. This “girl-not-yet-a-woman” (who actually is although it may have been recent) is still getting all of the publicity. You realise that if everybody just stopped talking about the Kardashians, they would have nothing? That’s the entire idea their fame is built on. They contribute nothing to society and they didn’t get famous doing that either. Lastly, it’s none of your business what someone else does with their body, whether they post it on Instagram or not. If it bothers you, unfollow and don’t look at it. I think this was a poor way for this online magazine to get some viewers.

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