I don’t know if you heard yesterday, but everyone was loudly and excitedly trumpeting the news that Liam Hemsworth is officially single. But if we know anything about this dude, he won’t be for long. After all, let’s not forget that he got engaged to Miley Cyrus at the ripe old age of twenty-two, and even after that broke up, he and his new fling Eiza Gonzalez were reportedly falling in love with each other within a week of first meeting. Bottom line? This is a dude who likes to settle down.
So I think the only thing to do in this case is strike while the iron is hot and prepare him a whole new list of ladies to choose from. After all, he’ll be engaged again in another six months at this rate, so I just want to make sure he’s drawing from a dating pool of champions. So that’s what I’ve assembled — a glorious roster of ladies who may or may not be in relationships at the moment. I think they’re probably not, but who knows. And who cares, frankly? He’s a Hemsworth and the only person in my immediate consciousness to be almost pulling off a neck beard….so he can pretty much do whatever he wants.
Be safe out there, Liam. I know you’ll make good choices, because I’ve already made them for you.
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