Iggy Azalea Swears That This Photo Reveals Her Butt And Not Her Vagina, Also Good Morning

Iggy Azalea MTV EMA Vagina Dress

In case you managed to survive the shocking news that Miley Cyrus smoked weed on stage at the 2013 MTV EMAs, let me throw another mindblower at you. While walking down the red carpet at the very same award shows, Iggy Azalea accidentally flashed us her vagina. Considering that vag lips are the new nip slips, the world went wild with excitement. “A woman with a vagina!?” all the viewers at home must’ve exclaimed, “well I never!”

Except twist! Iggy took to social media to say that it wasn’t her vagina, but actually her butt. Although she didn’t use the word vagina.

 

While #AssSoPhatYouCanSeeThatThangFromTheFront isn’t trending yet, I am singing #FlatButtsCantRelate to the tune of “Baby Got Back.” I’m also using all my willpower not to spend all day analyzing the photo she shared on Instagram. If she said that’s her butt, then it must be her butt.

And if it’s Monday morning and I’m writing about vag lips, it must be a sign that it’s going to be a great week for pop culture news. Can we get a sex tape up in here? Maybe a surprise pregnancy? How about a secret celebrity couple? You know what Pop Culture Gods, surprise me!

(Photo: Lia Toby/WENN.com)

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