Austin Mahone Still Refuses To Admit That He And Justin Bieber Are The Same Person

Austin Mahone at opening party for Z100's Jingle Ball November 2013For some reason that I can’t figure out, Austin Mahone is still denying that he and Justin Bieber are exactly the same person. Even though there’s proof. The truth will come out sooner or later — that Austin lives inside Justin’s body and comes out at night while Bieber is all tuckered out from something like a romp with a maybe-prostitute – so I guess I might as well be patient and wait for their cover to be blown.

But until then, let’s listen to Austin talk about how it feels to be compared to Justin Bieber, and pretend that every single link in their genetic code isn’t identical. Here’s what he said to E! Online in a recent interview:

“It’s definitely flattering. But, I just want people to give me a chance to let me show them I am different and I am my own person.”

Okay yeah yeah yeah yeah, sure. You two may still go by different names and be two years apart and whatnot, but are we really supposed to sit here and pretend that Austin isn’t following Justin’s exact career path, move by move? What exactly is so different between the two of you? I know Mahomies hate it whenever I imply that these two are twinsies separated at birth, but you can’t deny that Austin’s life is a shot-for-shot remake of Justin’s. You just can’t.

You both started out small, with a dedicated, cleverly-named fan base to yell at anyone who insults you, and a nice floopy hairstyle. Then you blow up, and you’re just regular-famous for a while, but as your voice drops and you become a less talented singer, you gotta distract from that by exposing your scrawny body more and more and bragging about muscles that you only vaguely have. Once you’ve achieved that, start styling your hair in a pompadour, wearing sunglasses inside, and covering yourself in tattoos before descending full-tilt into the world of drug rumors, erratic behavior at concerts, ill-advised hookups, and generally terrible life choices.

You have so much ahead of you, Austin! And the sooner you admit that you’re Bieber 2.0, the better for everyone.

(Image: Dennis Van Tine / Future Image / WENN.com)

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    • Olivia Wilson

      I want scrawny shirtless selfies to stop being a thing :(

    • Guest

      holy fucking shit why are you such a rude cunt? this is why nobody reads your stupid fucking articles. I don’t even understand why you’re being such an asshole.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Thank you for asking so politely! This way we both get to be assholes!

      • Jessalyn Champignon

        Well, that’s odd. It seems that you have also read the article. This would imply that you, too, are a cunt. An interesting development, to say the least.

    • Dulce

      The thing is, Austin won’t be admitting he’s another justin Bieber because it’s not true. You have to stop comparing them both, just because they both started off the same doesn’t mean they are going to end up the same. Maybe people would actually like what you write if it wasn’t so rude.
      ps get a new blogger.

      • Kat

        Preach it.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Where will I find a new blogger?

    • Guest

      Can you not! You’re so freakin stupid! They’re, oh so obviously, two different people! So take a seat and go do something with your life…if you even have one. But based off of this article, I’m guessing you don’t.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I am a ghost.

      • Jessalyn Champignon

        Please do the world a favor. Go to Google, type in “sarcasm”, and press enter. Consider it your enlightenment of the day.

    • Ellie

      Are you high?

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Nah, are you?

    • Eli

      Im not a fan of both but I know that they are not alike.Sure they have the same hairstyle and grew up with a single mother.Austin did not choose to have his father die at a young age and live with only his mom.The hairstyle is very common Ever since scene kids started having them.Comparing others is a waste of time but I’m sure since people like you like spreading rumors it seems pleasurable.You wrote this in a very rude way and I’m guessing the only way you will understand is if I did the same.

      UNLESS THEY CAME FROM THE SAME VAGINA THAN THEY ARE NOT BROTHERS OR ALIKE ANYWAY.

      Austin looks up to Justin since he saw how successful he was and wanted to be successful too.Is there anything wrong with that?Im sure you look up to someone too.Im not telling you to stop writing shit about others but next time at least sugar coat it because Austin sees the posts you people make of him.Calling him weak and a follower won’t help you whatsoever.Unless you’re making money out of this than congrats.
      The proof there is to imply that austin and Justin are long lost twins is not legit…it’s just pure bullshit.

      • Jessalyn Champignon

        The views of a Creationist are always so entertaining. And for that, we thank you.

    • melody

      Listen whoever u are THERE NOT THE SAME are u blind there both talented yea they have similarties like they came from youtube they both attract the same audience (girls) but you gotta go to the doctor get ur eyes checked and realize there differnet just watch and see austin is going to stay grounded i believe in him and hes not gonna change …so next time when u write ur blog do all of us a favor and wake up!!!! from mahomies that hate when u compare austin to justin

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I do write while sleep-walking much of the time, so thank you for your advice.

    • melody

      btw next time dont waste your time writing stuff that isnt true

    • melody

      and all ur gonna do is attract people to hate on u love so dont write stuff like this again because there not the same and beleibers and mahomies will both hate u ps who should we compare u with? nobody but yourself right? think before you act because sometimes our actions are stupid like this one u typed

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        You can compare me to whoever you like, because you’re entitled to your opinion. As am I.

      • melody

        really all im doing is trying not to get u hated by millions of girls ok so next u and ur 1 follower i might add should idk go right about real thing that are true look idk what ur problem is but u should go be a hater on someone else because austin mahone is a good person and maybe if u give him a chance u would see that there totally different

      • melody

        YES and i understand that but if you can and please do look at their recent videos of each other i understand that you have an opinion as do i but maybe you shouldn’t have been so rude in the article and i shouldn’t have in the comments i apologize to my rudeness but i dont apologize for saying austin and justin aren’t the same because there not yes they have similarities but i can tell you there different and please understand that i think and i know austin is a sweet kid and he is grounded and hes so down to earth but im sorry if you cant see that :( but if you can look at recent videos of them each :) maybe if you look deeper you’ll see austin and justin are different people may say their names are just one letter apart but what good is a letter if tge personalities are different? :) i hope you dont take this letter in a rude way its not my intention but please look deeper to see that their different :) please do :)

      • Hollynn

        Actually ur the only one with a different opinion

      • Jessalyn Champignon

        The fact that you refer to yourself as mahomies makes the rest of us not want to live on this planet anymore. Excellent step toward abolishing the human race.

      • melody

        Really i was speaking for all of us that dont like when ppl try to compare austin so shut ur mouth and Read

      • Jessalyn Champignon

        Oh, little one. Shush. Before I have to further explain the actual meaning of my original comment to you in even simpler terms; since it is quite apparent you did not understand it at all.

      • melody

        Don’t call me “little one” And idk your problem you come into a conversation that wasnt meant for you then you try to be some English teacher pretty much calling me stupid from what i understand i dont know if your trying to be little me or what but its not working i understand what i wrote and apparently you didnt because for some reason you think i was speaking for myself so your noone to tell me not to speak for other mahomies so i can say it all i want and dont give what you think this is from MAHOMIES THAT ARE TRIED OF YOUR TRASH so next time “little one” let me put THIS in the most simple way possible THAT WAS NOT A MISTAKE

      • sheyla

        there was nothing wrong with her speaking up for others! why are u hating on so many ppl if you dont like austin mahone leave easy as that !

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        And go where?

      • sheyla

        are you Jessalyn Champigion ? OK first of all did you make two accounts and pretend to be someone else because that is lame she should go somewhere else because she doesnt like austin and im pretty sure she doesnt like justin either so she should go were SHE DOESNT INSULT MAHOMIES AND BELIBERS !!!!!

      • melody

        and by the way so what if i make grammar mistakes on other things IM NOT PERFECT!!!!!! and if u r good for u !!!! but saying mahomies wasnt a mistake

    • Sophia

      YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND STOP TALKING SO BADLY ABOUT PEOPLE ON YOUR BLOG. IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ YOUR POSTS BE POLITE. AND AUSTIN IS NOTHING LIKE JUSTIN SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT. THANK YOU IDIOT

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Kinda seems like you read my post, though…

      • Jessalyn Champignon

        It does seem that you read the post, though… So, either you enjoy being a total hypocrite, or maybe it’s tiny pickled good, long look in the mirror.

    • RachelJane1234

      You know at least Austin has a life.. bc here you are insulting Justin Bieber bc you hate him and saying Austin is going to be like that.
      Well, from appearances that you’re judging from it doesn’t seem that you’re right bc I would know that from the experiences and see and hear what people do.
      Also mistakes I go through and the right things I do.. I’d know that you’re trying to be a Know It All and miss get center of attention.
      You sharing it to the whole web doesn’t mean that it isn’t going to happen to your family, friends, or someone you may know like or love or could pass..
      If you would just love and care for people and not judge them over their appearances bc whomever knows you is judging you by your appearances..
      Have you ever heard that quote?
      ..”Think before you act”
      and “Treat other the way you want to be treated”
      Life has a reason bc you live and you learn. But I’m not the person to tell you that you’re just going to have to learn for yourself.
      Bc true Mahomies know Austin better than you do [Miss Judge of this web]
      ..who doesn’t know what life is about..
      Instead of viewing on Justin’s life how about you judge on your own??
      Or you’re going to have a heck of a life just saying.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        It doesn’t mean what isn’t going to happen to my family and friends?

      • Jessalyn Champignon

        Interesting, it seems you’re judging a number of other’s lives here, other than your own. What does that say about you?

    • hahahaha

      Omg, these comments. It’s just like on the kiddie forum I used to frequent when Bieber used to be a thing and angry children cried when anyone said they didn’t like Bieber. These are like, the exact same thing. I’m laughing so hard right now. Alexis, your replies are hilarious.

      But you forgot to point out that Austin and Justin are only different by one letter. What are the odds!?

      • melody

        no just no

    • Jessalyn Champignon

      Alexis, please look up Bart Baker’s parody of Mahone’s song on YouTube… & (if possible) embed it in this post. I have never before seen an article more worthy of its presence. It’s both perfectly fitting & pure genius.

    • A

      This is one of the worst articles I have read. Poor journalism at it’s finest.

      • A

        ever read*

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Thank you!!!

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    • Anonymous

      We all know you want to suck justin biebers dick but can you leave room in your mouth for Austin’s? Or will you get off of it soon