Watch A Video Of Miley Cyrus Trying So Very Hard To Shock You By Smoking Weed On Stage

Miley Cyrus smoking weed MTV EMAsBased on tonight’s shenanigans at the 2013 MTV EMAs, it looks like Miley Cyrus is starting to get jealous of all the attention that Justin Bieber’s getting in South America for being a little dipshit. “But shocking America and making them fear for the future of our youth is my thing,” she allegedly yelled at her magical mirror, trying to get it to take back what it said about Justin Bieber being the shocking-iest of all. When it wouldn’t, she decided to reclaim her title at the award show in Amsterdam with a simple five-step plan.

Step one: make side vag a thing. Yeah you read that right, side vag. It’s like side boob, but it involves much more waxing.

Step two: Slay a polar bear.

Step three: Wear it.

Step four: Take out a joint when accepting the award for “Wrecking Ball” and light it up. Because you’re Miley Cyrus and you can do whatever you want. Also because it’s legal in Amsterdam. But more because you’re Miley Cyrus and you’re not going to let some kid with an inability to grow a mustache outshock you.

Step five: Prep a sex tape, just in case the Biebs doesn’t take this as a sign to step off.

Want to see it all go down? Or I guess I should say, light up? Sure you do! Check it out right here.

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    • Vera

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      Love your blog posts as always!

      • Jenni

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    • Kate McGarry

      So what you’re telling me is that she physically put down the award she received for her music in order to grapple with her purse and pull out a joint in order to “make waves” and be edgy? I think this officially means we can’t use the “focus on her music!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1″ argument anymore.

      • Jenni

        Billy Ray will be devastated.

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    • http://www.imtoofancy.com/ Diana

      Her album is actually very good so I just excuse her behavior as 20 year old fun. It’s legal there so who cares? Except the internet…Beiber is a fool but for me, the worse offender in the “look at me” war is Lady Gaga. She makes typical pop music but wears these outfits like they mean something. Lady Gaga is as fake as my acrylic nails. Addendum: I do agree she smoked it on stage for attention & she succeeded.

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    • dn

      many supporting one another to miley curys but the truth is that she does not even interested what she is ishowing in her videos like she says:

      “But shocking America and making them fear for the future of our youth is my thing,

      she just wants to have fun and make money no matter what t , cause to me is a person who does not care about others

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