Lifetime’s A Country Christmas Story Is The Least Christmasy Christmas Movie Of All Time

Lifetime movie A Country Christmas Story Desiree Ross November 2013

Call me crazy (a five film), but when the word “Christmas” is in a movie’s title, that movie should probably be about Christmas, right? Apparently I’m wrong, because this week’s Lifetime movie A Country Christmas Story mostly took place during times of the year not flavored with peppermint, and the parts of the movie that were set during the holidays didn’t really depend on it. I will therefore just assume that Lifetime had this whole movie planned out and then realized it would be premiering during the start of It’s a Wonderful Lifetime, so they said, “Quick! Throw a wreath into this scene. Have Dolly Parton sing ten seconds of ‘Jingle Bells.’ We can’t expect people to watch non-Christmas movies at the beginning of November! What are we, monsters?!”

This movie was mostly just about a couple of terrible parents who somehow managed to raise a lovely and talented daughter whom they then treat like garbage. Those terrible parents are Jenny (Megyn Price) and Danny (Brian McKnight), an interracial divorced couple whose 14-year-old daughter Grace (Desiree Ross) sings in the choir. Even though Danny moved out just three years ago to pursue music, Grace is somehow barely aware that he and her mother used to perform together. When she discovers the guitar he left behind, she wants to learn to play it, but her mother forbids her because she’s selfish and allows her own insecurities about her failed marriage to get in the way of her daughter’s passion. Merry not-Christmas!

Grace is a little rebel, however, so she leaves her guitar at her awesome grandma Sarah’s (Mary Kay Place) house and takes lessons with her choir director. Here’s where things got a little creepy for me. Grace visits Mr. Hanley’s (Ross McCall) house without her mother’s knowledge and without anyone else around. That’s… kind of inappropriate, right? Things start to get weird when they talk about songwriting and Grace says, “No one cares what I have to say,” and Mr. Hanley replies, “I care.” I was really scared that this was going to turn into another type of Lifetime movie, and I’m very relieved that it didn’t. Still, that should probably be against the rules.

It’s certainly against her mom’s rules, so much so that she forbids Grace from living in her home as long as she wants to play guitar, because she doesn’t want to put the idea into her head that she can make it as a singer. Just so we’re clear, she kicks her daughter out of the house because she wants to play an instrument, not because she’s doing drugs or getting pregnant or peeing in mop buckets. On top of all this, when Grace informs her that she wants to try out for Dolly Parton’s Country Star of Tomorrow competition, her mom is all, “A biracial girl singing country? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” Oh great, so now the mom’s racist too. How fa la la la lovely.

Meanwhile, Grace’s dad Danny comes into town to pay a debt and also initially to see his daughter, but he chickens out at the last second and leaves without visiting her, because let me reiterate that the parents in this movie are terrible. Nevertheless, his non-visit makes Grace’s mom reconsider her behavior and apologize to her daughter just in time for the movie to start focusing on this country competition. Still not much Christmas happening here, but I guess we’ll get to that later. I guess we’ll also get to the country music part later, because I haven’t heard a whole lot of it so far. This movie’s title is pretty much totally made up of lies.

Grace writes a sappy song and puts together an audition video, which of course leads to her becoming a finalist, as we already know from the beginning of the movie where we saw her onstage at the competition and then flashed back to a year earlier. So all this suspense isn’t really necessary, Lifetime, okay?

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    • Cbalducc

      I wonder if this was the first Lifetime movie to feature an interracial relationship.

      • Kayla

        No. I saw one about a painting with Stacey Dash but it might not have been an original Lifetime movie. In February they premiered a Lifetime original Twist of Faith which featured an interracial relationship.

        The parents lacked chemistry and slapping them together at the end was unnecessary. They should have just had them all have dinner with the teacher. It would have been better to show them making an attempt to get along instead of the instant reunion.

        Also, the time frame felt off. Their trip back in time didn’t feel like a year earlier. The previous Christmas scene with the present fit but then it seemed like a whole lot of months came and went without it appearing as if more than a few days had gone by.

      • Cbalducc

        I meant a sexual relationship. Of course, there were no sex scenes, but the fact that there was a biracial child implies the characters must have had sex in the past.

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    • Debiro1

      Thanks. I thought it was just me. Your review was better than the movie! Lol. I TRULY was concerned every time Grace went to the piano teacher’s house alone. Ewwww! Didn’t seem to bother her mom one bit though. Weird. And if I see just ONE more movie about a parent not wanting their kid to sing or play an instrument (Sister Act 2, Joyful Noise, etc.), I will puke. Most kids today don’t know how to do ANYthing. Most parents would be ecstatic if their kid was even remotely interested in singing and head over heels if they actually wanted to learn how to play an instrument. I bought my niece a guitar four years ago. She’s only picked it up twice in that period of time. All she wants to do is tweet and instagram. And as far as interracial couples and kids are concerned, if you throw a rock, you’ll hit one. Being shocked and amazed by that is so old school. Give me a break, writers!

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Thanks for reading!

    • Brian

      Jill…while we are suckers for holiday movies and actually enjoyed this movie, I thought your review was hilarious and spot-on. “An extremely literal ballad about how her parents suck…” Crying from laughter!

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Thanks for reading! I’m glad you enjoyed.

    • Sandy Carter

      I actually enjoyed the movie. It was so good that I cried. Why do people nit pick things like what was wrote here? Why bring up bi-racial child? It was a loving, caring family show and really if you think about it, isn’t that what Jesus is all about? The miracle of the family getting back together; isn’t Jesus about miracles? When Jesus was born, “Christmas” didn’t He bring all this with Him? I loved the joy in the movie.

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    • Carl Tarkenton

      Much better than the usual ‘Lifetime’ offerings…LOVED this movie (Go Sandy!)…Jill’s review? Not so much. : ) Ouch, Jill…might need some hot Christmas cocoa to warm that cold heart. ; ) – Carl

      • Jill O’Rourke

        You don’t have to tell me about Christmas cocoa. My doctor’s been upping my dosage. Still cold as ice.

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