In today’s kind-of-ridiculous-but-highly-entertaining celebrity news, a petition actually exists to prevent Beyonce from attending Kim Kardashian‘s nuptials because… she’s Queen Bey. And Kim is… well, Kim Kardashian. A Change.org petition started by a die-hard Beyonce fan was created recently, and you can tell it’s like that thing when you directly insult someone but add “just kidding!” at the end of the insult so people don’t think you’re an awful person.
Before the petition closed–after receiving over 300 signatures–it read:
As you all know by now Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have sadly been in the news for their ‘engagement.’ Kim Kardashian and her disgusting family are known for their rise to fame for doing absolutely nothing… Now we must do all in our power to stop Beyonce from attending that god forsaken [sic] wedding, since her husband Jay Z is BFFs with Kanye he problaby [sic] wants both of them to go… Beyonce do not go to that wedding you dont [sic] have to do it to please that wh-re and her jackass fiance. Do us a favor Bey and rain check that train wreck [sic] of wedding.
This is obviously a little over-the-top, and I can only assume the instigator of this petition has a tad too much time on his hands, but I also cannot say I disagree. I mean, this is Beyonce we’re talking about here. She laughs in the face of international law when it comes to vacationing, for God’s sake. She photobombs fans and FaceTimes during her concerts. Her Tumblr account is more professional than all of the Kardashians combined. To attend the wedding of Kanye and Kim would be to lower herself off of the throne of Queen Bey, no?
After gaining enough attention to make the petitioner uncomfortable, he mollified angry Kimye fans by posting the following statement: “IT WAS A JOKE I DONT CARE IF BEYONCE GOES OR NOT SHE’S A GROWN WOMAN!!”
It’s meant to be taken seriously, because ALL CAPS. Now if only someone could start a petition to keep Kris Jenner away from Kimye’s wedding, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.