• Wed, Nov 6 - 10:43 am ET

Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Are Handling Their Divorce So Well That I Kinda Think They Should Get Remarried

Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr Flynn Post Divorce Together

Look, I’ll come right out and say it. Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are screwing over every single unhappily married celebrity couple right now with their Divorce Press Tour. Seriously, no one will be able to end their marriage now because the bar’s being set way too high. Not only are the two refraining from fighting publicly, but they’re making sure everyone knows that they parted on great terms. And that they’ll continue to remain on great terms for the sake of their son, Flynn.

Just look at this interview that Orlando did with Katie Couric:

Like, is he kidding with how wonderful he’s being toward Miranda? Or does he not know that you divorce someone because you hate them? It’s all very confusing for me, especially as an A.C.O.D. In fact it’s so confusing that I’m starting to wonder if he and Miranda are confusing the word divorce with something else — like love or anniversary or soulmate.

I mean, I’m happy that they’re so happy about breaking up. It’s just weird, you know? We’re so used to celebrities using their divorces to take a “controversial movie role” or “get a pixie cut” or “open up” to magazines about their former spouse that it really feels strange to hear Orlando saying nice things. Then again, they’re still in the early stages of this divorce. If it ever comes out that Miranda really did hook up with Justin Bieber (blech!), I don’t think Orlando will continue throwing compliments her way. I also don’t think I’d be able to look at her in the same way. But that’s my own personal issue to work out. For now I’ll just try to appreciate that ‘Lando and Miranda are behaving like adults.

(Photo: Lenny Abbot, PacificCoastNews.com)

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