The 11 Perviest Tweets From People Who Are Super Excited That Kendall Jenner Is Legal

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Happy 18th birthday to Kendall Jenner! We know she’s 18 because TMZ made sure to start that super helpful and also super appropriate countdown to her birthday last month, just like today they made sure to post an article with the headline, “Kendall Jenner — I Can Do Porn.” As expected, Kendall’s birthday prompted plenty of sweet tweets from her fans wishing her an absolutely splendid day. It also prompted plenty of people to express their excitement over the fact that it’s now legal for them to have sex with her. These tweets ranged from “wink wink, nudge nudge” style references to her sister Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to very candid confessions about wanting to partake in all the sex with her. I combed through a lot of these tweets and chose a few of the perviest in the bunch for your reading pleasure and/or horror. Enjoy.

That’s right, everybody. After years of stalking her Twitter feed every hour on the hour, it’s finally okay to click that follow button. What resilience.

Similar sentiment here. As this guy explains, it’s still creepy, just not as creepy.

This single tweet accounts for a few thousand pervs based on all the retweets it got.

Yes, I’m sure her first order of business as an 18-year-old will be to hook up with a stranger propositioning her through social media.


Finally someone puts it in terms we can all understand.

I like to think this guy is just sitting around his house waiting for Kendall to show up.

Wow. Dream big, buddy.

Thanks for sharing your very creative and original thought.

Why? What would you do with the time off? Never mind, I don’t want to know.


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    • assa

      Sexy~ information, click →

    • Nerdy Lucy

      Eek. I remember this being a ‘thing’ when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 18 too. It was gross then and it’s gross now.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        You inspired me to google them. Do you know they’re 27 now?! Where does the time go?

      • Nerdy Lucy

        27! I think that’s unbelievable…..

        …..and then I remember that I’ll be 30 at the end of this month.

      • Billy Spradlee

        what’s gross is that anyone has any idea who kendall jenner is.

      • Nerdy Lucy

        I can’t disagree that both you and I are gross for this.

    • Guest

      Hey Kendall is legal now… it’s not gross for a guy wanting to give her the hot beef injection. Most of the so called ‘perv’ guys are likely in their 20′s to 40′s. What is perv is 87 year old Hugh Hefner’s wife is 27… that’s grand daughter age. Ewwww.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Which one of these tweets did you write?

      • Natasha

        You’re right it’s technically not that weird for people to be attracted to an 18-year-old. But the reason people we so excited for her to turn 18 is because they were already sexualizing her. And what’s gross is posting sexually explicit messages to a stranger in a public forum, 18 or otherwise.

      • Samantha_Escobar

        Er, no. Sorry. Waiting for a child to become an adult is fucking creepy.

      • Jon

        NOT waiting for a child to become an adult is creepier..

      • CMJ

        Ah yes, the “hot beef injection” bro has arrived.

    • anna

      I have a soft spot for the kardashians and an especially soft spot for kendall. I like to think she is very classy

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    • Marisa Beatriz

      Well, the leaked titty shots are out now!
      Only took her 16 days.

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