Stop. Shut up. Don’t say a word. Maybe you think you have an opinion about which celebrities had the best Halloween costumes last night, but I’m gonna tell you right now, unless the next words out of your mouth are Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy, you are dead wrong.
First of all, the fact that their two families trick-or-treated together last night is beyond adorable. They said they were new besties after The Heat, and we were right to believe them (and to want in on such an amazing celeb best friendship), because it looks like it’s one for the ages. Last night in Burbank, California, Melissa and her husband Ben Falcone and their two kids Vivianne and Georgette joined Sandra and her insanely cute son Louis to collect candy. Apparently Ben went as a cat burglar, Vivianne and Georgette were both little monsters, and Louis went as a skeleton with wings. The same costume that he wore to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch, as it happens.
But as heart-warming as all that is, I haven’t even told you the best part yet. SANDRA AND MELISSA WENT AS OLD MAN FISHERMEN WITH LONG GREY BEARDS. You guys. You guys. This is working for me on so many levels.
- Matching costumes. Love it. Couldn’t be a bigger fan of it.
- Women as men. A longstanding love of mine — it’s not Halloween if I don’t have a mustache on.
- CELEBRITIES IN DISGUISE. With those big shapeless rain slickers and hats, not to mention the fact that their faces are obscured by big grey beards, they could move pretty much unnoticed through the neighborhood. And pull pranks on people like, “Trick-or-treat, smell my feet, tell us how you liked The Heat!”
That’s what I would do, anyway. Man, I would be the best celebrity ever. Or third best, after Sandy and Melissa, who are tied for first. OBVIOUSLY.
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