Justin Bieber Graffitis ‘Free Breezy’ On A Building In Colombia, And No This Title Wasn’t Created With Mad Libs

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Last night Justin Bieber spent his time graffitting up Bogota, Colombia with some real powerful messages. And by powerful, I mean whhaatt is going on that head of his?

TMZ obviously has the full 4-sentence report, with 2 of those sentences excerpted right here on Crushable:

Biebs got all Banksy in Bogota where street art is permitted… spray painting "Free Breezy" on the side of a wall. J.B. also tagged a pro-pot message on the wall … and paid tribute to his dead hamster Pac.

Let's ignore the fact that he's paying tribute to a dead hamster that he cared so little about that he handed it to a random fan after a show one day and move right onto his message about Chris Brown. What, specifically, are we freeing Chris Brown from? Rehab? Because he put himself there to avoid jail. Based on Lindsay Lohan's "come and go as you please" attitude toward her court-ordered rehab, I don't think there are any keys or locks involved at all. Perhaps he accidentally locked himself somewhere inside rehab and he used the last bits of the battery on his phone to text Justin for help? Sometimes I get stuck in old restaurant bathrooms because the door gets jammed and I text for help. Or maybe, and this is a big maybe, Satan took over Chris Brown's body several years ago and locked up his soul inside a ring that's currently hidden in a secret cave. And Satan/Chris accidentally told the Biebs about it one night when they were out peeing in buckets and now Justin feels morally obligated to free Chris Brown. But that scenario implies the Biebs has morals…and well…you know.

So yeah, Bieber's message remains a mystery. As does Bieber himself. Remember that time when he was a real live human being who did real live human being things? Because I kinda don't. In the past year he's transformed from a bratty pop star to a shirtless monster. His behavior's gotten so bad that I'm waiting for headlines about him successfully being housebroken and/or reminded that he can't walk on all fours when he's in public. Then again, a 19-year-old spray painting messages of support for an abusive celebrity in a foreign country's pretty close to that.

(Photo: WENN.com)

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    • Olivia Wilson

      Also, does Justin realize that Chris Brown is in America and not Colombia? Their government probably doesn’t know what a Breezy is.

    • Meredith Hirt

      Until this, I still had hope for Justin Bieber. I think that’s gone now.

    • Katie

      I feel like maybe Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus got together at the beginning of 2013 (maybe like a New Years Resolution?) and decided to see who could be the worst person in one year.

      • Jessieface

        This makes sense. One of them is constantly shirtless, and the other never wears pants. They are the yin and yang of entitled pop star public cries for help.

      • Jeanie Jay

        THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. And I cannot decide who has won yet.

    • who_knows123

      Talk about being a drama queen Jenni… Geez!! This was harmless fun that had the full support of the police who were on hand, hardly earth shattering news. As for “Free Breezy”, Justin probably thought he was still in jail. In case you haven’t noticed he has his own hands full with his world wide Believe Tour and the charity and public appearances. As for him being shirtless, who is Justin Bieber going to listen to? He does what he wants, simply because he can. Hard to relate for some people I see. Then again none of us is that rich, famous or powerful at 19 years old to have the world as your private playground as Justin Bieber does. The wild child phase of life he is going through is not unknown territory to some of us who have done worse at his age. Slowly but surely he is growing up. Perhaps too slow for some.

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