I Think Danielle Jonas Might’ve Worn The Wrong Pregnancy Belly To The Gym

Danielle Jonas pregnant belly at the gym October 2013Is it too early in the day for me to elaborate on a conspiracy theory? Because I’m in the mood to do that while I eat my bagel, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. So remember last week when we filled you in on the rumors that Danielle Jonas is faking her pregnancy? That allegedly she and Kevin Jonas announced that they were going to have a baby because they had an adoption situation lined up that seemed like it was going to work out. But then it apparently fell through somehow, and now the Jonas team is scrambling, trying to come up with a solution to this problem. Which is probably pretty stressful, considering they have a fairly ironclad nine month deadline to contend with.

Or you’d think it’s ironclad, anyway. But maybe it’s not. The reason I say that is because the timeline is getting a little wonky to me, and I can’t figure out how pregnant Danielle thinks she is versus how pregnant she’s supposed to be based on when they announced. According to Blind Gossip, Danielle allegedly has multiple bellies to choose from, which probably gets very confusing:

“To further perpetuate this scam, Danielle and Kevin bought a series of five fake pregnancy bellies from a company called Moon Bump (makers of fake prosthetic bellies for the television and film industry) in May 2013.”

Danielle posted a photo to Instagram of herself working out at the gym the other day, and I kind of feel like she might have worn the wrong pregnancy belly that day. Like she was rooting through her stuff and couldn’t find her second trimester workout belly so she was like, “Ugh, WHATEVER, I’ll just eat a burrito on my way to the gym and then use the belly from my first trimester. It’ll be fine.”

I’m no expert, but that belly looks off to me, so let’s walk through the timeline for a second.This pregnancy was announced on July 9th, 2013. Typically, people (particularly celebrities), don’t announce until they’re at least three months pregnant, but let’s give Kevin and Danielle the extreme benefit of the doubt and assume that for some reason, they announced at one month. I don’t know why they would do that, and there’s no guarantee they would’ve even thought to check after only one missed period, but sure. On July 9th, Danielle was at least one month pregnant, so she conceived on June 9th at the latest.

Then, on August 29th, the Jonases made a gender announcement, revealing that the baby is a girl, something that can’t be determined until twelve weeks into a pregnancy. So according to that, Danielle got pregnant slightly before June 9th, but it still basically fits into the optimistic timeline we’ve laid out. It would put the date of conception at June 6th, at the latest. Which would make Danielle almost five months pregnant right now. Which makes sense to me, looking at her belly in the gym photos.

Danielle Jonas sonogram July 2013BUT. The sonogram that Danielle and Kevin released on August 6th (above) shows an extremely developed baby. We asked one of our friends over at Mommyish to estimate the age of the baby in the photo, and she guessed about five months. Given, she could be wrong, but she has a bunch of kids herself and writes for a parenting blog, so she’s seen her fair share of sonograms. If that baby was five months along on August 6th, that would make much more sense with the pregnancy announcement taking place on July 9th, at the traditional three month mark.

But what it doesn’t make sense with is the current Instagram that Danielle just posted. Because in no world is the woman in that picture eight months along. Five, maybe, but not coming up on eight. No matter what you believe, you have to admit that the timeline is pretty confusing. Because it’s either a question of why did they announce the pregnancy so early, or why is a seven-month-plus pregnant lady barely showing? Or maybe it’s somewhere in between. Who knows. (Well, we will, starting on January 9th, which is the earliest this baby will be born, and leading up to sometime in March 2014, which is the latest.)

All I’m saying is, if this pregnancy is fake, which is what the blind items want us to believe, then Danielle needs to get her fake belly game on lock right now. Because this timeline is mad suspicious.

(Images: Instagram)

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    • Sour grapes, Alexis?!?

      Does anyone remember Stephanie Seymour, or the actress Hunter Tylo-they were way way pregnant and barely showed. On another note, I used to work at Planned Parenthood. i once saw a woman who came in to see if she was pregnant. She had missed one period + her stomach was flat as a board. She was almost seven months along. what a totally b*tchy article

      • Amber

        I didn’t start to show until I was about 7 n a half to 8 months pregnant, so it’s possible. She’s naturally tiny, n some people don’t gain much weight during pregnancy. I’m 35 weeks now, n phenom weigh 135lbs… if I wear a hoodie, you can barely tell that I’m pregnant. Plus, that ultrasound looks to be accurate at around 5 months. I agree, this article is pretty hateful… the writer must be an extremely jealous fat woman with no children. Enjoy that bagel, n don’t forget to chew…it’d be a shame if you choked n deprived us of these quality articles.

    • susan

      ms. jonas came off as very high strung & phobic on their reality show. anything could be up with them. kevin picked a doozy.

    • KT

      You’ve obviously never had a baby. I have a cousin who is two weeks from delivering that is the same size as I am and I’m four months. All women carry their babies differently from each other. She’s a tiny, tiny person so she’s likely to not show much, especially since it’s her first pregnancy. Leave her alone. I have a sonogram that looks identical to her’s and mine was taken at 11 weeks.

      • Lola

        There’s no way your 11 week sonogram looks like that. The sonogram above is around 20 weeks.

    • gigi

      So their due date has now changed to February? I find this odd. I want to believe she’s pregnant, she seems like a very sweet girl and being an ordinary person, I don’t think she would be able to pull of lying about being pregnant very well. My gut says they’re telling the truth but I did find this odd.

    • DesiRee

      The sonogram photo is not of a baby that is 5 months’ gestation. That photo is of a much younger fetus. Look at the lack of definition in the back of the neck. Find a new hobby.

    • Melissa

      Seriously? With my first pregnancy, I didn’t show until I was around 26 weeks pregnant, and I birthed a 9 lb baby. With your first, you typically show later. Pregnancy is 40 weeks. However, if you go by months, it is 9 months. A calendar month does not fit into a perfect 4 week mold. I’m currently pregnant with my third. I am almost 13 weeks pregnant. Based on weeks, I’m just over 3 months. That is not accurate, however. I am almost 13 weeks, but I will not be 3 months pregnant until December 14 because my due date is June 14. Get it? If you go by 4 week increments,pregnancy is 10 months long. She looks perfectly normal for a first pregnancy. The idiocy on this thread is disturbing.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      No ones business!

    • marvelus

      Some people don’t show AT ALL when they are full term. it depends on your body and how you carry. i knew someone 8 plus months pregnant that just looked a tad bloated. I was BLOWN away when I heard she was about ready to give birth. I couldn’t believe but she did then a few weeks later deliver a baby. Dont be so ignorant.

    • Lanae

      She’s actually do around the same time that I am and about two months ago I was probably only slightly bigger than she is in that picture. Also, I have an early ultrasound photo that looks almost identical to the one you posted taken about the same time. At the beginning of my pregnancy I was being treated at a fertility clinic and by a perinatologist who had awesome ultrasound pics. My early pregnancy ultrasound pics are much more clear than the most recent ones from my regular OB. Also, they were able to tell the gender on mine at 11 weeks. I think the Jonas’s probably sprung for some more expensive testing and ultrasounds.

      • Lanae

        due, not do

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    • fed up

      I can’t believe how stupid you are. First of all pregnancy starts well before you are even pregnant & woman are actually pregnant for 10 months if you go by that. And every pregnancy is different for every woman & while some get huge, others are tiny. This is the most ridiculous rumor I think I have ever heard.

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    • Fgyfder

      Google CVS test. You can find out the gender of a baby very early on these days, long before 18 weeks. And the size of a pregnant woman’s stomach varies a lot depending in how much she has/hasn’t eaten, how the baby is positioned, how it appears based on what she is wearing, etc, etc.

      You’re just being a mean girl.