The Daily Show’s Rundown Of Sexy Halloween Costumes Includes A Sexy Vagina, Need I Say More Ladies?

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While you probably already have your sexy giraffe costume ready to go this year, The Daily Show wanted to toss a few more Halloween costume ideas your way. You know, just in case you wanted to something even sexier than what you had originally planned. Kristen Schaal, who I really think does her best material on this show, came on last night to talk about costumes with Jon Stewart. Obviously all of her ideas are geniularious (genius + hilarious, hashtag duh). From the sexy producer who puts women over forty in his movies to the sexy pizza-filled vagina, they’re all guaranteed to be huge hits at any party you go to. Especially if you party with a lot of gynos and/or Papa John pizza artists.

While this whole segment’s meant to be a joke, it’s not really. Mostly because I’m pretty sure that I have seen a real life sexy pizza come to a Halloween party before. She wore a pizza box around her waist, pepperoni on her nipples and was all like, “eat me.” I was all like, “no thanks, I’m a vegetarian.” Which totally wasn’t true, but like, ew, have some respect. If not yourself, then at least for pizza meats.

Sure, one time I dressed up as a sexy ladybug in college, but it was freshman year, my other costume had fallen apart at the last minute and I was desperate. Do I hate myself for that? YES!  Every day I wake up and chastise myself for thinking that was okay. But I was young and innocent and still under the illusion that my wings wouldn’t be an obstacle to everyone trying to get around me at a crowded party. If only I’d known that I could just cut to the chase and go as a giant vagina, I wouldn’t have made that horrible mistake.

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    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      Kristen Schaal is pretty much the best ever.