Here’s The Video Of Kanye’s Small Tasteful Stadium Proposal To Kim Kardashian

Kanye West proposing to Kim Kardashian October 2013This is a truly shocking turn of events, since Kanye West‘s proposal to Kim Kardashian was famously so small and private and Kanye booked out a literal stadium specifically for the occasion, but somehow video has made it to the internet. I know. I’m as surprised as you are, given this couple’s dislike of anything resembling notoriety, but here we are.

Just when we were worried we’d never get to glimpse the hand-off of that $8 million diamond ring that we’re really hoping Kanye kept the receipt for, or the moment that the entire Kardashian clan traipsed onto the field in all their finery, this video appeared on the internet and eased all our fears. It documents everything from the fireworks to the violins to ‘PLEEESE MARRY MEEEE’ being on the scoreboard to the champagne toasts afterward. It is truly glorious, but I have to admit that I do have one bone to pick with it….

I’m sorry, but Kim, you were not surprised by this proposal. If someone takes you to the middle of an empty stadium in San Francisco with an effing string orchestra playing the instrumental version of pop songs about people falling in love, including hits from your boyfriend’s own canon, YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON. Before dude even went down on one knee, you knew what this was about. You harbored this man’s baby inside you and you were flown here blindfolded on a private jet ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, so you do not get to put your hands up to your mouth like you’re so surprised when this turns out to be a proposal.

What did you think was gonna happen today, Kimberly? Did you think that you and Yeezy were gonna play a round of one-on-one baseball? Is that why you wore heels and a short skirt? I see right through you, Miss, and you’re gonna have to put on a much better show for me when it comes time to re-shoot this moment for Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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    • Jill O’Rourke

      I can’t wait until they show this scene on KUWTK and she’s wearing a different dress.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        And she’s twelve times as surprised.

    • guest

      um video cameras with boom mikes? Really? i just can’t with these people anymore. We want our privacy. Suurree…

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Love. It. So hypocritical.

    • Hate That Bitch

      Three Ring Flocking Circus! IDIOTS!

    • Ria

      I could barely watch this, my Fremdscham kicked in big time.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Oooooh what is that?

      • Ria

        Embarrassment felt on behalf of someone else (often someone so ignorant to what they have done that they don’t know that they should be embarrassed for themselves); vicarious embarrassment.

        It happens to me a lot watching famous people.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Oh my god I love it so much. I need to use that term all the time.

    • Stephanie Stevens

      Why can’t people just give them there privacy. These two work very hard to keep their relationship low profile… IJS.

    • JLH1986

      Kim is the only person I know who gets huge big romantic “surprise” proposals on the regular. My hubby’s proposal was a surprise but it was him and me in our kitchen. Kris had roses all laid out and then Kanye does this? She must be more high maintenance than she looks because this is over the top even for these two.

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