Last night Ke$ha stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live and was her usual Ke$ha self. By that I mean that she said completely ridiculous and nonsensical things, but somehow I ended up nodding along and going, “Mmhmm, tell me more about the time you were a dude in a past life. How interesting.” I don’t know how it happens. Maybe it’s because every time she goes on a talk show she looks so unexpectedly clean and stylish (loving the cotton candy hair), and she says these insane things with such a straight face that I’m totally mesmerized by it. And yes, that includes her story about the time she had to have a ghost exorcised from her vagina.
Yes, apparently that ghost sex she had wasn’t her last encounter with the supernatural. Her hypnotherapist told her she had dead people in her body, and the handy ghost-meter revealed that it was focused in her lady parts. So it wasn’t revealed, as I first expected, during some bizarre supernatural gynecologist’s appointment during which her an undead doctor spotted something unusual and gently broke the news to her. Ke$ha seems to think it was because she was “going through a dry spell,” but I’m thinking maybe that infamous ghost hookup just left something behind. Maybe he never called her back via seance so she’s trying to forget about him. It happens.
The good news for everyone watching is that, if you have yet to come up with a fun and topical Halloween costume, you’re in luck. Ke$ha even tweeted a picture when the incident first happened that could serve as inspiration. Basically, you dress up like Ke$ha but you add a ghost to your lady area. Voila! Don’t thank me, silly. Thank Ke$ha. And also her vagina ghost, wherever he/she/it is now. May he/she/it rest in peace.