From Kris and Bruce Jenner’s divorce announcement to Khloe Kardashian’s ongoing issues with husband Lamar Odom, the love lives of the Kardashian-Jenners have been all over the news the last few weeks. But rather than making us re-live these headlines on Keeping Up With the Kardashians like they’ve been doing all season (Okay, I actually would have kind of liked that in this case, but whatever), the family instead decided to throw us a curve ball and focus on something that has, until now, received no press coverage whatsoever: The romantic life of Kris Jenner’s mother, M.J.
This week, Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe took a trip to a senior dating site and picked out a date for their grandmother. Sure, the plot line was eerily similar to that time in season two when Kim and Kourtney set Khloe up on a blind date. And the time in season one of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami when Khloe interviewed guys for the chance to date Kourtney. But hey, never before had M.J. been involved in any internet set ups, so let’s say it was something new.
Anyway, when it was time for M.J. to have a meal with her selected suitor, Walt, she had no interest in even meeting the guy, let alone dating him. When Khloe protested that “Walt is a really nice guy,” M.J. stood her ground and tells her granddaughter, “Yeah, so is my gardener.” Pretty good point, M.J.
When they weren’t failing to find M.J. a match, the Kardashians were busy yelling at paparazzi and telling Kim that it’s more important to bring a change of clothes than your glam squad to the hospital when you deliver a baby–more news not completely recycle/pulled from tabloid headlines! In the spirit of the Kardashians’ decision to try something new and publicize previously ignored news, I’ve decided to do the same and publicize some of your tweets. Because let’s be honest, what actually happens on TV is only half as interesting as what the Twitterverse has to say about it.
So, without further ado, here are the 11 best tweets from this week’s episode of KUWTK.
WALKING DEAD FANS GTFO KUWTK ARE ON
— Kai (@woods1628) October 14, 2013
Glad to know I’m not the only one who thinks watching KUWTK is serious, all-caps-lock-worthy business.
While everyone is watching KUWTK or TWD I'm watching an old Disney movie
— erika (@thoughtsbydani) October 14, 2013
I can respect your priorities.
I love the Kardashians… but I might have to stop following them.. #KUWTK tweets are looking as desperate at a 15 year old boy
— Megan Snell (@bubbleguts0024) October 14, 2013
Yeah, I’d have to agree. Being reminded every five seconds by the entire Kardashian-Jenner family how much longer we have to wait until the new KUTWK episode comes on TV is kiiiinda annoying.
That awkward moment when your 9 yo asks how the Kardashians are famous #KUWTK
— Sallee Nicole (@SalleeNicole) October 14, 2013
Uhh, because they have all these super awesome hidden talents, obviously.
I will never be able to tell Kendall& Kylie apart. #KUWTK
— ѕαяαh gяαy✌☺☮ (@That_Girl_Gray) October 14, 2013
Yeah, neither will my father.
— katelyn hamilton (@Ladykattiiee) October 14, 2013
I’ve never thought about this until now, but it’s actually very true.
— Madison Lunn (@MadisonLunn) October 14, 2013
Yes, I see it! Anyone else?
My seven year old sister just said "I may be a lesbian, have you seen @KhloeKardashian"…
The age difference would be a bit much for me, but who am I to stand in the way of love?
I think Leah might be stoned every episode #KUWTK
— Liz Barrett (@elizabethbrt) October 14, 2013
That would explain why she’s always so mellow.
We've been watching #KUWTK all night and mom suddenly screams "LETS GET UP AND LIVE OUR OWN LIVES. IM SICK OF WATCHING OTHERS DO IT"
— MISS ASBELL (@Masbell04) October 14, 2013
But sitting on the couch and watching other people’s lives is so much more interesting!
I dnt even kno what comes on after #KUWTK I quickly change the channel *kanye shrug*
— riches! (@triceharmony) October 14, 2013
I can’t help but feel that this tweet needs a #NoDisrespectToBenAffleck hashtag.