Even though he married a fame-hungry, moral compass-less dragon lady, Bruce Jenner apparently does have a bottom line and Kris Jenner totally crossed it. Â At this point there are thousands upon thousands of justifiable reasons for Bruce desperately wanting out, but apparently he reached his “breaking point” when Kris Jenner allowed Kimye & Co. to move into their home.
“It got crazy,” an insider reveals to People magazine. “It was all about Kim and North and no one paid Bruce any attention, especially Kris.Â This was Bruce’s house, too. Â And he had no room. He felt like he was being shoved into a corner.”
I’m less interested about nobody “paying Bruce any attention” and more sympathetic to the undoubtedly overwhelming, suffocating, and constant presence of Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, their entourage, and baby North. Â Especially since these are two people who can afford to build a sultan-sized palace right next door to the Jenners if they really wanted to be close-by. Â Kendall and Kylie still live there, plus I’m sure an entire day cannot go by without Kourtney, Khloe, Lord Douchenozzle, and whoever Kris Jenner is pimping out that day stopping in to say hello. Â I feel you, Brucie.
Not to mention that anytime I’ve actually sat through an episode ofÂ Keeping Up With The Kardashians, they all take turns treating Bruce like remnants of a dog turd on a pair of gladiator Choos. Â Obviously there’s something inherently wrong with Bruce Jenner, what with the Michael Jackson-ish plastic surgery and somehow sustaining a marriage to Kris for two decades. But come on, the man is a world-renowned Olympian with a seemingly big heart, right? Â I never understood the way they treated him. Â Luckily, Kris is willing to clear a few things up about the separation:
“We will always be the best of friends, because that’s the dynamic of our relationship … We’re so connected in that way. We love each other. Â People that are best friends and that love each other don’t necessarily have to be married.”
Spoken like the perfect media manipulator she is! Â God bless.