In news that’s really only shocking because she went twenty-two years resisting the urge, Kris Jenner is reportedly taking her split from Bruce Jenner as an opportunity to further tie herself to her famous for being famous daughters and win a small victory in the ongoing battle between K and the other letters of the alphabet.
According to Radar Online, Kris wants to change her last name because it would just make things so much simpler from a business standpoint. Oh, and also because she apparently loved her first husband more. The usual.
“Kris has seriously been thinking about changing her last name back to Kardashian,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Kris always considered [her ex-husband] Robert Kardashian to be the love of her life, and their family empire is built on the Kardashian name. It would be so much simpler if Kris just changed her name back.”
While this news would be taken with a grain of salt if it were about anyone else, the Kardashians are so full of ridiculous flavor they don’t need salt at all. Not only do I rule absolutely nothing out as a possibility for these people, but Kris already thought about doing this in 2011. It was part of a very special episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Now Kris, you’re not really going to recycle an old show plot two years later, are you? That’s a big no-no. I mean, I know Friends had a Thanksgiving episode every year, but a yearly “I’m changing my name” episode is a little too specific. Although, as long as we’re talking about Friends, might I suggest Princess Consuela as a new first name? You could even change the C to a K.
My favorite part of this story is that Bruce Jenner apparently doesn’t give a flying helicopter what Kris does at this point. He’s finally able to let his hair down and loosen his face up a little bit, and he “could not care less at this point if Kris changes her last name back to Kardashian.” Bruce just wants to eat his potato chips in peace!