It’s not fair that attractive people like Rebecca Romijn get to be funny as well, guys. Can we agree on that? I’m just a humble entertainment blogger with an average attractiveness level, and humor is, like, my only edge in the world. So when supermodels with great boobs get to have it too, I feel like the Great Lord Of Fairness in the sky might have messed something up along the way.
Case in point, this new ‘Hand Bra’ video from Funny Or Die. Rebecca plays herself, and pokes fun at the fact that there have been so many topless photos taken of her (and other models) over the years with just their own arms or hands covering their breasts. She says she’s finally found a bra that supports without ‘leaving lines or pinching’, and I think she’s totally nailed the slogan:
“The Hand Bra, by Rebecca Romijn. My hands…are the bra! It’s a hand bra!”
She’s been modifying it for years, which she proves with a montage of photographs, and it works for a variety of activities like drinking and jogging. Unfortunately it’s pretty much ‘one size fits Rebecca Romijn’, but others can use it as well, as long as they live reasonably close to the LA area, need it only between the hours of 11:00am and 4:00pm, and don’t mind being topless in front of their friends. As the woman whose boobs Rebecca Romijn grabs for the final thirty second of this video says…it’s really not all that convenient.
But it’s for Breast Cancer Awareness Week, so I don’t even get to be as indignant as I’d like to be. Rebecca Romijn has nice boobs, is hot, has a good sense of humor, and is charitably-inclined? I give up.