Taylor Momsen, formerly known as Jenny Humphrey, even more formerly known as Cindy Lou Who, is not taking Britney Spears’ national order to “work bitch” very seriously, it seems, because her latest underwear photos for the November 2013 issue of Maxim are very low energy. Like, she’s practically asleep in them. Either that or all that raccoon makeup she wears makes her eyelids very heavy and she simply can’t open them fully like a normal human being.
Just look at that photo. It’s like she showed up to the shoot in her everyday clothes, the photographer said, “We need some photos of you in your underwear,” and she was like, “Oh, here you go,” and just flashed her undies nonchalantly before curling up in the corner and sleeping off her long night of sucking people’s blood.
Except apparently that wasn’t the only the magazine needed. They also needed her to slap herself awake long enough to sit on the toilet and give the finger. I’m not going to show you that photo, because I’m a lady, but you can look at it all you want on Maxim‘s website. I will say that at least her hair no longer looks like she pulled an old Halloween wig out of the shower drain and reconstructed it on her head.
If you were wondering what 20-year-old Taylor has been up to since Jenny departed Gossip Girl and left her virginity behind in Chuck’s penthouse, she’s been doing half-naked, half-asleep photo shoots. But she’s also been recording music. What are her concerts like, you ask? Oh, just your normal, run-of-the-mill shows.
“We’ve literally had parents call the cops during our shows reporting that it’s inappropriate for their child.”
Okay, so maybe I spoke too soon there. Clearly this photo shoot isn’t as shocking as Ruthie Camden’s recent dabbling in awkwardly posed underwear shots, but it’s still weird to think that the adorable Cindy Lou Who ended up turning into a vampire who doesn’t even wear a camisole under her winter sweaters. Eek, itchy.
(Image: Diana Scheunemann, Maxim)