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Kris Jenner’s Sister Claims She And Bruce Are Separated, And I Am All Ears

Bruce and Kris Jenner filming for Keeping Up With The Kardashians in April 2011With Khloe Kardashian staying under the radar right now trying to deal with this insane Lamar Odom situation, the position for ‘My Favorite Kardashian’ was open, and I think I’ve found just the person to fill it. She’s not a Kardashian by name, but she’s Kris Jenner‘s younger sister Karen Houghton, and she likes to talk to the media just as much as the rest of the family. But (bonus!) because she’s not on the payroll, she has to do a lot more talking to get herself into the limelight. Which is exactly what’s happening right now, and I could not love it more.

In a new interview with In Touch, Karen claims that not only are Bruce and Kris fighting, but they’re actually separated, contrary to what it shows on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and Bruce has ‘sought out a lawyer.’ But despite that, and the fact that they fight pretty much constantly, she says they:

“…still do things together. Their relationship goes back and forth. I would love to see them get back together.”

Okay, sure. Pretty tame so far. I mean you released information about a separation that hasn’t been confirmed publicly yet, but that’s pretty standard-practice for famous couples, so it’s not too salacious. But she goes on.

“I’ve heard she flirts with Scott [Disick, Kourtney’s boyfriend] and Lamar [Odom, Khloé's husband] when she’s drunk.”

Ah yes. Yes please. More stuff like this, please, Karen. Because now I’m living in a hilarious dream world where Kris is tottering drunkenly around a family function announcing, “Spin The Bottle?! Who said that? So embarrassing! What a silly idea! We should play!” And then stealing Scott’s hat, spit-whispering in his ear, and climbing up Lamar’s body, squealing about not being thrown in the pool. Basically anything that you did in middle school before you understood flirting is what I’m imagining going down at this pool party inside my brain.

On a more somber note, she’s also claiming that Kris and O.J. Simpson used to get ‘flirty’ at parties before he was accused of murdering his wife Nicole in 1994, and recently he ‘has been trying to contact Kris from jail.’ Eeeeep.

But before you believe every single thing this woman is saying, bear in mind the fact that the family apparently calls her ‘Crazy Auntie K’. (Which is actually really confusing, since every female in that family has a first name that starts with ‘K’ and is also a little crazy.) According to an insider:

“[She] knows where all the bodies are buried. Her talking is Kris’ worst nightmare.”

Well that’s where we’re different, family insider, because this kind of thing is my wet dream.

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  • Olivia Wilson

    I thought it was pretty confirmed when he got a new apartment for the sole reason of escaping Kris.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      But that’s the reason I got MY apartment, too. To escape Kris.

  • paj675

    I think Kris was lucky to have such a wonderful husband. If this does go down I think Bruce is well rid of her to be honest. She is an overbearing, game playing act younger than she really is woman. She has no idea what it is to not try to control everything and everybody around her. You are too old for a bathing suit shot, Krissie. Get over yourself.