There’s a rumor going around the interweb right now that Miley Cyrus, the actressÂ best known for starring in LOL last year, is pregnant with Juicy J’s baby. I know what you’re thinking. Not only did Miley Cyrus have sex with a juice box, but she also managed to conceive a child with one. But alas, like me, you’re thinking wrong. Juicy J is a rapper, and not a name conceived by the Juicy Juice PR team one late weekend night when tasked with “making juice hip for tweens who wouldn’t be caught dead with a juice box.”
The rumor started because a site called CreamBMP.com posted an article claiming that Juicy J and Miley made their upcoming collaborbaby (my new word for children conceived for the sole purpose of generating publicity) known during BET’s Hip Hop Awards this past weekend. Naturally the rumor spread fast and far because the thought of Miley having a baby is amazing and horrifying and every other adjective that madeÂ The ConjuringÂ so fun to watch in theaters. The only catch to this whole story is that CreamBMP.com is a parody site, also, possibly an STD of the future. So yeah, sadly this is nothing but a rumor.Â
Luckily for us, Gossip Cop got on the case pretty fast and busted this rumor before it spread any further. “When are we going to get recognized by the President for all the hard work we do,” they allegedly muttered under their breath as they handcuffed CreamBMP.com and put him in the back of their Gossip Cop Car.
So sorry internet, Miley Cyrus is not preggers. But if she is, or if there’s even a hint of a rumor of a bloated belly that she is, we’ll be the first to let you know.