The 13 Best Comments From Fans Who Really Don’t Want Derek Hough To Be Gay

Derek Hough attending the Primetime Emmys September 2013I’m always bamboozled by the internet, you guys. There’s always a celebrity with a surprisingly rabid fan base (e.g. these Joe Jonas fans who would greatly enjoy if I died), or a group of humans resistant to spoilers on a television show based on a book series that has been released in the world for literal decades. Yes, I’m talking to you, Game Of Thrones fans who hope I die in a fire for releasing a non-spoiler with plentiful spoiler warnings. It’s an odd odd odd odd world.

And the newest member of the group of ‘people who I had no idea anyone cared about’? Surprisingly enough, it’s Derek Hough, of Dancing With The Stars and rumored-gay brother of Julianne Hough fame. The other day I wrote a post about him beginning what I believe to be a fake-lationship with Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev, who broke up with Ian Somerhalder a few months ago. I understand that he is purporting to be straight, but there are a ton of rumors that the whole reason Julianne was ‘dating’ Ryan Seacrest was as a cover for the actual relationship between Ryan and Derek. Plus, I just get a total gay vibe off of him, and that’s okay! That’s my opinion! I love gay people, and I would love if Derek was one of them! But what do I know.

He says he’s straight, which, frankly, is totally understandable. Either he is, and I’m wrong, or he isn’t, in which case I totally understand why he would want to keep that information to himself. This isn’t the greatest atmosphere into which to admit your homosexuality. From what Lance Bass tells me, there are still a bunch of closeted celebrities out there who aren’t comfortable coming out yet. I get that. But OMG do his fans not get that. They are sooooo not happy that I would even insinuate that his sexual orientation might be up for debate. Here are my favorite comments from the post I wrote the other day. Please to enjoy.

ND 1 To be fair, I am a snarky little bitch.ND 2 Sorry, what did you say? Did someone provide a long paragraph of exhaustive proof that this relationship is real? I was busy napping because I’m so lazy.ND 3I was just really proud of my response here; not gonna lie. ND 4Tell God to add that to the list. ND 5I don’t have time for grammar! I’m too indignant about this article! ND 6Succinct. Necessary. ND 7This and the following five comments are all from the same IP address, from a user who really wants my face to acknowledge the error of its ways. ND 8 And also for me to grow a peen and eff my mom with it. Which is a lot of work to do for something I’m not that interested in in the first place.ND 9I’m glad we were able to bring my face into it again. I was worried we’d abandoned it for greener pastures. ND 10I only included this one because my response got more upvotes than their original comment. I’m a star. ND 11I wish I had done my research. Then none of this would have ever happened and I wouldn’t be such an amorphous, jelly-like piece of excrement.  ND 12I still want an answer to my question. Revelation

And this is perhaps the most interesting comment of all. They forgot to insult me in any way, which is negligent, but they bring up a very intriguing point, so I did some research on it. (I learned my lesson after all!) Turns out Jason Kennedy does work at E!, and he ‘dates’ a model named Lauren Scruggs. She lives in Dallas and he lives in LA, and it’s very serious. It’s been going on for months. Here’s a literal quote about the two of them:

“They’re cute. They keep it super PG. They don’t even stay in the same hotels or places when they visit each other. It is like courting — high school love.”

Iiiii’m sorry. But what you described does not sound like a real relationship to me. It’s what I think some people call a beard. I think we might be onto something here, Sheila. But get in touch with me again when you have some REAL insults to share, y’know? Like really go after me. I can take it.

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    • Sebastian Mihai

      Nina is staying in Atlanta and he is staying in LA. they barely see each other. I THINK.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Oh interesting, maybe she’s moved from Dallas. But regardless, still sounds like it’s long distance.

    • Ria

      Lance Bass needs to be tortured until he spills everything.

    • corey

      the “it writes” quote is a reference to Silence of the Lambs, yo.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Does this mean I’m getting murdered in a well tonight?

    • elle

      Yay you did write this article….yeah not staying in same hotel/long distance=fauxlationship. and I still think Derek is gay.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I promised you I would!

    • mccubcakes

      Met Derek at an event I was running – can’t say if he was gay but definitely a primadonna/queen. He actually asked for a free bike the ones we were giving out to attendees. The bikes cost about $350 and we paid him $6k to be there….for 30 minutes….

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        This is very intriguing. Mostly because I want a free tandem bike that I can ride around town with Derek Hough. Also please pay me $500 for this comment because I spent at least a minute writing it.

      • pushkin

        Uhh, no offense but if you call a man a primadonna/queen, you pretty much ARE saying he’s gay.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I don’t think there’s any offense in being gay either way, so I have no issues with the choice of words here. I’ve met gay primadonnas and straight ones, of both genders.

    • Cee

      It really bothers me that people label celebrities that may or may not be gay. First, its the obsession of what they may be. A lot of articles are invested in making fun of a person that may or may not possibly be gay with comments bent on being the most witty and for the most part, homophobic on outing the celebrity in question, if he or she is gay, why would they come out when everyone is already making fun of them? Also, the “gay vibe” people get at times is based on very stereotypical assumptions about gay people: he’s a dancer, he does musicals, she dresses frumpy, she wears sneakers with dresses …which doesn’t make the person making assumptions sound like a educated person. Lastly, our obsession of dragging someone out of the closet. It is very easy for a person who is not in their shoes to just say “just come out, the world is sooo progressive right now and everyone will love you!” Well, no, not really. We don’t know that celebrity’s family, what is in their mind or their inner struggles and anxieties. And as far as Hollywood is concerned, I read an article yesterday that lgbt actors are being discriminated against behind closed doors. If there is any truth to that, why in the world would they come out? Sure I wish everyone came out, but we are not yet in a world where it does not have its negative repercussions.

      I don’t know, I know this is mostly a fun site with not much deep introspection but..this is just my two cents.

    • Alyssa

      I think your articles are hilarious (in a good way) I can never understand why people take celebrity gossip so seriously! People need to calm down. Light a candle and do some yoga guys.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Thank you so much! Namaste!

      • Miss Isis

        I love Alexis’s articles too and the comments. You’re getting as many death threats as Jenni!! The Spoily Spolersons cracked me up and the comments!

      • Jenni

        She should be so lucky!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Hurray! Thank you so much!

    • pushkin

      Hey, maybe Nina is gay and Derek is bearding for her!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Don’t think I haven’t considered that Nina and Julianne have been together all along.

    • Liz

      : yes :Derek is gay and Nina and Jullianne couple lesbian.?

    • Sandy

      Derek No is ex-gay!sorry fans NEVER!! gay to be gay Forever!I’ am sorry

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Sorry, what?

    • Mary

      I imagine between Nina and Julianne to have romance secrest gay much obvious,she the end on Ian later three years to exist friends to travel Julianne to suspect much romance gay Nina and Jullianne and this romance in Derek is fake both he and sister are gays and Nina Dobrev too.

    • Missy

      This is the most amateur blog I’ve ever read. Your basing these insinuations on a few blind posts?! You’re an idiot. Good thing Derek doesn’t give 2 shits what you think. I know this for fact.

      • frumpus

        Missy you are the biggest piece of shit on the planet. I can assure you that Derek is gay and nothing you read on the internet will change it.

    • Missy

      Also, sorry about your face :/

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