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First Miley Cyrus Raves About Weed In New Interview, Then She Rants About Cocaine

Miley Cyrus on Rolling Stone cover October 2013

Every time you think Miley Cyrus can’t out-do herself when it comes to saying completely insane things to someone who is writing them down, she does! She’s like a phoenix, forever twerking her way out of her own ashes.  I know, I’ve already punished myself for using working twerking into a sentence. I’m supposed to be an adult, not a local news anchor. But enough about me and more about Miley. This is her world and we’re just being scarred by it.

The latest quotes from her Rolling Stone interview include one about drugs. And how much she loves them! Naturally. What else would she say in an interview that will forever online?

ON DRUGS

I think weed is the best drug on earth. One time I smoked a joint with peyote in it, and I saw a wolf howling at the moon. Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And molly, too. Those are happy drugs— social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You’re out in the open. You’re not in a bathroom. I really don’t like coke. It’s so gross and so dark. It’s like what are you, from the ’90s? Ew.

Okay guys. Where do we start with this gem? We already knew she smoked weed. She’s made that very clear. We also knew that she enjoyed Molly. That’s another thing that she’s made very clear to us. We did not however know that she dabbled in cocaine-shaming. Just because it’s not her illegal drug of choice doesn’t mean she has the right to make fun of those who choose it. To each their own stimulant, is what I think they told us in D.A.R.E. Also don’t tell Buzzfeed, but I think she’s using “90s” in a derogatory fashion. Last but not least, do not tell that wolf she saw it howling at the moon. That was supposed to be private.

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  • Olivia Wilson

    But…aren’t you supposed to discourage people from doing drugs, not select favorites publicly?

  • Mel

    I don’t know what Molly is! Am I old?

    • Jenni

      It’s the new HAWT drug of choice that all the kidz are doing. It’s MDMA.

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      If it’s so great stop spelling it like we all know and tell us.

    • CMJ

      Basically, medical grade ecstasy…

  • Tamara

    This was brilliantly written. I laughed the entire time.

    • Jenni

      Thanks for reading!

  • Jill O’Rourke

    Forget the wolf. The more important question is, can she paint with all the colors of the wind?

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      She’s got good taste in dope. Don’t knock her.

  • MCR

    I love her implication that the worst thing about cocaine use is that it dates you.