While Saturday Night Live stopped being an acceptable excuse to stay in after the first season (or so my great-grandparents tell me), the fact that Tina Fey is hosting the season premiere kinda changes everything. I mean, it’s Tina Fey. She was my spirit animal before I even knew the phrase spirit animal. It would be disrespectful for me not to stay home and watch her perform live. Especially after I’ve seen her amazing promos.
Sure, sure, at first they start out normal with “I’m a celebrity and I’m hosting Saturday Night Live and here is a cast member standing next to me in case I end up not being funny.” But then they veer into the awesome because she’s Tina Fey and she is clinically proven to be funny. And because Tina makes a joke about her (alleged) nip slip at the 2013 Emmy Awards this best Sunday. I say alleged because I refused to click on any of the links that claimed to show her exposed nipple. Like I said earlier, r-e-s-p-e-c-t. Also the creepers that run this internet are like, “it’s a blink and miss it millisecond nip slip.” Which means that people who didn’t blink it and didn’t miss it spent way too much rewinding in slow motion to catch it. It’s a nipple guys, everyone has a set. Sure everyone’s set is a little bit different than yours. But at the end of the day, it’s not that big of a whoop. What is a big whoop however, is the fact that Tina’s already made a joke about it. Because she’s awesome and great and funny and the best. (Okay fine, she’s tied with Amy Poehler for the title of “The Best.”)
You can watch all the nip-slippable magic go down by pressing play right now.