After months of depriving us of her full-figure, new momÂ Kim KardashianÂ finally stepped out of her home and showed us what she looks like now. And wow, she looks like she did before! Two arms, two legs, one torso and two fine-ass elbows. Damn, it’s like she never gave birth to babyÂ North West at all.
Why, if I saw her walking down the street looking the way she does now, I’d be all like, “who’s that lady with the pre-baby Kim Kardashian body! That can’t be Kim! New moms walk around with placenta smoothies in one hand and dirty diapers in the other!” When you throw in the fact that she’s not even carrying her baby — which is more pre-baby-body than post-baby-body — it’s even more mind blowing to think that at one point there was one inside of her. Just growing up in there and taking in nutrients through an umbilical cordÂ and daring Kim to wear a couch cover to the 2013 Met Gala.
The only real sign that she even had a baby inside her body at one point is that she’s dressing in solidarity with one. See that romper she’s flaunting about? That’s not an outfit she threw on this morning, that’s a statement. She’s saying, “if my baby can’t wear two-piece outfits, than neither can I. One pieces forever! Or until my baby stops wearing them? Also where is that baby? Kris? Have you seen my baby? I left it somewhere, but darn if i don’t know where. Oh well, I’ll get another.”
(Photos: Juan Sharma/Bruja, PacificCoastNews.com)