Just days after swinging away her sorrows on a wrecking ball, Miley Cyrus got spotted with a man who goes by the name of Mike WiLL Made It. But for the sake of saving time and respecting our own knowledge of what a name is and what a name isn’t, we’ll call him Mike going forward. While it’s currently unclear whether they played more than just the twerks, it is clear that this is all part of Miley’s plan to get revenge on her ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth.
You see, Liam Hemsworth publicly humiliated her last week by publicly PDAing with Eiza Gonzalez. So she decided to take the first exit onto the low road and make sure to get spotted publicly talking to Mike at the iHeartRadio Music Festival this past weekend. Unfortunately she merged onto the low road so fast that her clothes didn’t have time to come with her. But I think we’ve all been there, done that. One second we’re handling a break-up maturely, and the next second we’re talking to a guy while we’re wearing nothing more than a recycled fishing net and leather nipple coats.
According to Radar Online, she started her revenge plan before she even knew she would need to get revenge. In an article titled, “Miley’s Revenge! Cyrus Caught Getting Cozy With Rapper After Ex-Fiancé Liam Hemsworth Rebounds With Mexican Hottie,” they discuss her plan in depth.
According to Star magazine, they started hooking up even before her split from Hemsworth was announced. An insider told the mag, “Everyone knows they’re hooking up.”
That’s right. Miley’s so insightful that she pre-rebouned with Mike due to the fact that she knew Liam would rebound with Eiza. I don’t want to call her a genius, but I also don’t want to pretend that she’s not. Who knows what other tricks she up pre-put-up-her-sleeve as part of her revenge plan. I’m equal parts excited and scared to find out!
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