There are three types of people in this world: famous people, people hot enough to date famous people…and the rest of us. Sitting about in our snuggies, eating our ice cream by the pint, watching our Netflix stories. All we can ever hope for is to brush by one of these celebrities as we dash about our normal, humble lives.
But if you’re famous, you have a whole world of potential dates at your disposal, and most people end up plucking their future partners from a dating pool of people who do basically the same job that they do. Actors are drawn to actors, athletes to athletes, and musicians to musicians. At least in general. But there is frequently crossover, as well, and never more so than into the land of an exotic, finely boned creature known as the model.
Some people just like to date models, yo. It’s their thing. They love it. They can’t stop won’t stop. It’s an epidemic. And even though we don’t have the cure, weÂ do have a list of the twelve chiefest offenders. Just so you don’t get your hopes up about dating them or anything, assuming you’re not a drop dead gorgeous superhuman.
1. LEONARDO DICAPRIO
Probably the reigning king of modelizers (guys who date exclusively models), Leo has dated model Kristen Zang, British model Emma Miller, Brazilian model Gisele BĂĽndchen, Israeli model Bar Refaeli, American model Erin Heatherton, and is currently dating German model Toni Garrn. I’m tired.
2. ADAM LEVINE
Adam is currently engaged to Namibian model Behati Prinsloo, but she’s his third Victoria’s Secret girlfriend. He’s previously dated Russian model Anne Vyalitsnaya, Angela Belotte, and briefly Nina Agdal, when he and Behati briefly broke up earlier this year.
3. ADRIAN GRENIER
I can’t imagine he’s roped in any ladies since growing that impressive beard, but previously Adrian has dated swimsuit model Melissa Keller and model-photographer Emily Caldwell.
4. MARK WAHLBERG
You can kind of excuse the guy because he used to be a model himself, but before he settled down with his wife Rhea Durham, also a model, he dated Rachel Hunger and Frida Anderson.
5. BRUCE WILLIS
Bruce is another one who’s married now, to model-actress Emma Heming, but he has previously been linked to models Brooke Burke, Maria Bravo Rosado, and Emily Sandberg.
6. KELLY OSBOURNE
Welcome to the world, Kelly Osbourne! It’s not only guys who can be modelizers. Kelly is currently engaged to model Matthew Mosshart, and was previously linked to Luke Worrall.
Oh you KNOW Madonna likes her some pretty boys. She dated bisexual model Tony Ward back in the day, as well as Brazilian model Jesus Luz, and she’s now dating French model Brahim Zaibat.
8. HALLE BERRY
Halle has spent the recent past making unfairly beautiful babies with unfairly beautiful people. She had her daughter, Nahla, with French-Candadian model Gabriel Aubry and she’s due to have a son with French actor (and presumed model) Olivier Martinez.
9. JOHNNY DEPP
Johnny dated British model Kate MossÂ for four years in the ’90s, then moving on to a relationship with French singer, actress and, yes,Â modelÂ Vanessa Paradis, whom he dated from 1998 – 2012. He’s currently rumored to be datingÂ Amber Heard, an American actress and model.
10. TOM BRADY
Tom Brady doesn’t always have kids with women, but when he does, he makes sure they’re models. He has a son, John with American modelÂ Bridget Moynihan, and a son, Benjamin, and a daughter, Vivian, with Brazilian supermodel Giselle Bundchen.
And finally, we have Seal. Sure, he’s only dated one model, but it was a seven year relationship, and she’s one of the most famous supermodels in the world –Â Heidi Klum. So I think it counts.