Oh, dear. Â Remember the semi-awkward, yet doting dad Kanye West interview on his fake mother-in-law’s ill-fated talk show? Remember thinking, “I still don’t care for him but at least he loves things other than himself, I guess”? Â Right. Â (Though someone should tell him he’s a Kardashian now.) Â Well fear not, fans of Asshole Kanye, because he’s backto being a complete narcissist!
Let’s play a game called “Which of the following did Kanye NOT say about himself?” Â I’ll list three things, and I’ll let you figure out which one I’ve exaggerated/falsified. Â Okay? Â Okay. Â Here we go:
1. “People are going to look at this interview and say, ‘I don’t like Kanye. He looks mad; I don’t like his teeth.’”
2. “We the real rock stars, and I’m the biggest of all of them.”
3. “Dark Fantasy could be considered to be perfect.Â I know how to make perfect, but that’s not what I’m here to do.”
So which one do you think I made up? Â I admit number one sounds like something I pulled out of my ass, but alas… I did not! Â No, faithful readers, he actually said all of those things! Â And that’s only in an excerpt of the interview, God only knows what other gems can be found in its entirety. Â He is a musical genius who can’t work a car seat, after all.
You know how sometimes, we women can’t take compliments very well? Â Like instead of just saying “thank you” when someone says something nice about us, we feel like we have to immediately follow it up with a put-down? (Amy Schumer dedicated an entire sketch to this phenomenon and it was hilarious- do yourself a favor and watch it.) Â Yeah… methinks Kanye West could use a little self-doubt in his life. Â His attitude about himself is almost harder to stomach than pretty much anything Miley Cyrus says and does these days. Â Oy.