Last night Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel both showed up on the Runner, Runner carpet wearing suits. Which is strange because I said the Runner, Runner red carpet and not the company’s annual shareholder’s meeting. While I’m all for a lady rocking a killer pantsuit, I’m not sure that this is the time and place for it. Then again, my invitation to this particular premiere got lost in the mail and I therefore cannot say for sure whether or not it said “business casual” on it. Since Runner, Runner is about a business deal of sorts so that was perhaps the theme of the night. Perhaps the actors thought it would be a fun joke to pretend like they have normal jobs.
“They call this a brief-a-case, don’t they Justin?” Jessica probably asked as she ripped the tags off of the “worker’s square bag thing” she sent her assistant to find earlier.
“Yeah, I think so,” Justin probably replied as he looking into the mirror above the dresser and got some last minute charisma points in.
“Ho do non-actors fit anything in this brief-a-case, anyhow?” Jessica probably inquired, “it’s just so small.”
“I dunno, maybe they come in bigger sizes,” Justin said as he kissed his reflection on the lips and whispered softly, “I wish you could be my plus one tonight Reflection, next time maybe….”
Then they probably put on their respective blazers, double-checked with Google Images that they looked like “business people” and headed out for a night on the town. It’s either that or Justin Timberlake tried to ditch her for the premiere by telling her he was heading to a stodgy old business meeting for his upcoming album — and she threw on the suit and was all “I’ll come with you sweetheart!” Which then forced him to bring her, dressed like she’s trying out for the role of a sexy high school band conductor, to his big premiere.
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