Well it looks like it didn’t take Liam Hemsworth that long to get revenge on Miley Cyrus for her steamy post-break-up hook-up with a wrecking ball. Yesterday afternoon, he got caught kissing Eiza Gonzalez! On the lips! And before you even ask, it is indeed the same Eiza that he got spotted having a conversation with at a Las Vegas nightclub this past weekend. While I know I risk sounding like Jim Bob Duggar here, slooowww down Liam. Conversing to kissing in just three days. Why don’t you just stick it in her and make a baby?
Isn’t it enough that you kicked Miley out of the house wearing nothing but an undershirt and underwear on the day she had to shoot her “Wrecking Ball” video? Did you have to take your revegenda a step further by publicly lip-kissing a lady in a place that you knew that a paparazzi’s long lens could reach? Have you no sensitivity for a lady who’s clearly very sensitive? (To pants, that is. Miley’s so sensitive to them that she often can’t bear to put them on.)
Oh Liam, Liam, Liam. Just moments after we applauded you for being a gentleman and letting Miley keep her ring, this photo leaks. Please at least try to pretend that you broke up with her this weekend and that you’re mourning the end of your engagement. If not for Miley, at least do it for January Jones. You only just stopped (not) sexting her recently. And if not for Jan, think of all the fans like me who prayed for your break-up for the sole purpose of possibly dating you ourselves. Leave us a little hope, okay?
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