Kourtney Kardashian Says Baby North West Is Ruining Everything, Ugh

Kourtney Kardashian hosting Labor Day party in Vegas August 2013I don’t know if you know this, but the Kardashian Family is like a little ecosystem. Just like a plant transforms sunlight into energy, Kris Jenner and her clan transform publicity and attention into warmth and love and, most importantly, money. Or they did, anyway, before stupid old North West came along and ruined everything.

Usually Kardashians don’t have to go any further than E! for the attention necessary to keep their family going, but sometimes, when it’s an especially cloudy day out, or no one can muster up the energy to strap on their mic packs or get into makeup, they’re forced to turn to each other. I KNOW. I know. I said it was a dark time.

And up until recently, Kim Kardashian was a really reliable font of attention. Pretty much everyone else in her family was paired off, but Kanye West was always overseas, sniffing around in Paris, and even though Kim was pregnant, she made it pretty clear that everything about that state was the worst. So she’d presumably just hang around the house all day, hiding from the cameras, flooding the Kardashian system with affection.

Everyone loved the attention from silly old neglected Kim, but nobody more so than Kourtney Kardashian and her son Mason Disick, who blossomed under the attention. But then came baby North West, and all the love and affection got directed to her, making Kourtney and Mason shrivel up like little weeds. And Kourtney…I mean Mason…is really upset about it:

“He gets a little jealous because he and Kim were so close. He doesn’t understand because he’s not the big center of attention. I don’t think [Kim] knows what to do; she’s just like, ‘You don’t like me anymore?’ She feels like he … is getting older and changing, and I think she gets confused and doesn’t know how to handle it.  He’s like, ’Why don’t you like me anymore?’ ’cause he sees her with the baby.”

Oh okay, Kourtney. These are all thoughts your…three-and-a-half year old has been having? We’re sure? We’re definitely solid on the fact that you’re not confusing your own feelings with his? Great. As long as we’re clear.

“I give him so much attention, and he gets so much attention from everyone else that I’m like I don’t even know.”

Well said, Kourtney. I’m swearing a mental vendetta against Kim and North for ruining Mason’s life even as we speak.

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    • Olivia Wilson

      What I don’t understand is how Kourtney claims Mason feels unloved because Kim has a new baby when Kourtney also has a new baby. Why is she projecting her emotions?!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Annnnd she’s reportedly pregnant for a third time.

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    • irvinelady

      Oh please, like Kourtney could give a crap about getting attention from this group. I’m sure it is Mason because he was majorly the center of everyone’s attention.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Isn’t Mason a toddler, though? How do you imagine he’d be able to articulate his feelings on this topic?

      • Kady

        Probably about as well as his mother did.

    • Pills

      I find it amusing that people actually believe this nonsense.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I’m always super amused.

    • Carl Robbins

      Kourtney K. is a bird brain and just as classless as the rest of the clan. However , being classless these days isn’t an impediment but rather a resume enhancement as anybody likely to be a fan of these shows, would not recognize class if it was given out free at their trailer park.

      • Rita Long

        She has a Degree from USC and Kim has a Tape.

      • namers

        One can graduate with a C average.

    • Mike

      The Kardashians “transform publicity and attention into warmth and love” kind of in the same way I transform food into sh*t. In fact, that’s pretty much all the Kardashians/Jenners are worth. Can’t they just go live in Antarctica? Please?!!!

    • Mguzman

      Kourtney needs to grow up and let go of all that control and being so bossy as she is not the money maker of the family. When does Grandma, Kris spend time with Kourtney’s kids as we have yet to see this or for that matter no grandparents doing anything at all with Kourtney’s kids so why is this?

    • surealblack

      Get over it and go find something else more important too do with your life…

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Like what?

    • http://www.carmellestreasures.com/ Carmelle Simone

      talk about the dumbing down of america…

    • LyndaLBD

      I don’t know why I read this drivel – what a waste and what solid spoiled brats all the kards are…all of them. (I feel for North West – what a name first off and he’s got them for a family – I wouldn’t marry them either)

      • BarbPostID

        Even though North West LOOKS like a little boy, he’s a she. ;-)

    • Disgusted

      Please, please ,please…can’t we just get rid of all Kardashian publicity including articles, shows, pictures, you name it! They contribute NOTHING except to rip us all off! Disgusted!

    • Rita Long

      Well just wait when you go to School and find out what autie Kim did when she was younger.

    • Tosheba

      An ecosystem? They’re boring and have no talent.

    • acallforjustice

      They are so full of it!!!!

    • toocoldinwa

      Never fear. Kris has 2 more Jenner daughters she will be pimping out soon. The money will continue to flow awhile longer.

    • Gemi

      Kourtney I think you are the Sweetest Mom and a real Mom. How often has Kims Baby been left with the Nanny to attend to her? Your Children are so Beautiful comparing to North. Dont Stress Just be a Mom.