Robert Pattinson Wants To Remind Us Again That Being Famous Is Just As Dreadful As You Would Imagine

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Ever since Breaking Dawn 2: So All The Actors In This Movie Really Hated Their Jobs started their press tour last year, Robert Pattinson’s worked very hard to let us know how much he disliked acting in the movie series that made him famous. While he hasn’t stopped complaining about his career-making role yet — because, well glittery vampires — he has managed to find the time to add something new to his list of things he finds dreadful. And that new thing is fame. It’s just so tiring to be so in demand all the time!

He told Sunday Style that fame makes it “It’s difficult to remain sane. It’s really difficult.” We’re assuming that he went on to add, “on top of being famous, I’m saddled with the world’s most melancholy “girlfriend” for several years because studio research shows that teenagers will be more likely to see the movie if Bella and Edward dated in real life.” But that addition’s not confirmed, so don’t quote us on that. (But do throw it around at any dinner parties you happen to attend.)

On top of trying to remain sane, he also wants you to know that red carpets give him agata:

 “I get a ton of anxiety, right up until the second I get out of the car to the event, when suddenly it completely dissipates. But up until that moment I’m a nut case,” he tells the magazine.

And that he still hates hates Twilight:

 I’m 27 now and I can feel people looking at me differently,” explains the movie star. “It’s a weird year. With Twilight ending and other films I’ve done, like Cosmopolis, I suddenly feel like I’m being treated like an actual actor.”

That’s right. He doesn’t consider his work in the Twilight franchise to be real acting. As a victim of the final film, I can’t help but agree with what he’s saying. Starring longingly and unconvincingly is not acting. But I’m not the one who took home a billion dollar pay check for it. Sooo…yeahhhhh. R.Pattz, you might want to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

And for those of you following along at home with your own R.Pattz list, it should now look something like this.

Things that I (Robert Pattinson) Find Dreadful

1. The Twilight movies that made me famous

2. Being famous

3. Clean hair

4. Sounds appreciative to all the fans who made me famous.

5. Live puppy cams

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    • Jill O’Rourke

      Maybe that’s why his hair always looks so messy. He’s been pulling at it nervously in the limo.

    • Meredith Hirt

      It’s too bad Cedric Diggory had to die in the fourth Harry Potter movie, becoming famous for that role instead of Edward Cullen may have given R.Pattz more cred.

    • Alyssa

      I can see why being famous bothers him (Robert is bothered!) it seems like he had no idea what he was signing up for when he auditioned for Twilight. But then again he made a shit load of money off of Twilight, and I don’t think complaining about fame, or anything, will get people to stop being so interested in him.

      Maybe it’s his hair though. Maybe people are so mystified by the fact that he is an absurdly rich celebrity with access to a shower AND shampoo that they are incapable of not paying attention to him. Seriously though, he probably has the ability to take a shower any time he wants. He would just have to turn to whoever is standing next to him and say “I need to shower.” and that person would probably find him a shower. Because he’s Robert Pattinson. Maybe if he just washed his hair people would leave him alone. WASH YOUR HAIR ROBERT.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I do kind of love his hair, though. Embarrassing, but true.

    • bah

      I wish the idiot would stop whining about the films that made him.It sounds so ungrateful when you degrade the films that actually made you recognized.Yeah,pl continue writing sonnets about his hair and stuff what else can you write about where he is concerned.

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