Ever since Breaking Dawn 2: So All The Actors In This Movie Really Hated Their Jobs started their press tour last year, Robert Pattinson’s worked very hard to let us know how much he disliked acting in the movie series that made him famous. While he hasn’t stopped complaining about his career-making role yet — because, well glittery vampires — he has managed to find the time to add something new to his list of things he finds dreadful. And that new thing is fame. It’s just so tiring to be so in demand all the time!
He told Sunday Style that fame makes it “It’s difficult to remain sane. It’s really difficult.” We’re assuming that he went on to add, “on top of being famous, I’m saddled with the world’s most melancholy “girlfriend” for several years because studio research shows that teenagers will be more likely to see the movie if Bella and Edward dated in real life.” But that addition’s not confirmed, so don’t quote us on that. (But do throw it around at any dinner parties you happen to attend.)
On top of trying to remain sane, he also wants you to know that red carpets give him agata:
“I get a ton of anxiety, right up until the second I get out of the car to the event, when suddenly it completely dissipates. But up until that moment I’m a nut case,” he tells the magazine.
And that he still hates hates Twilight:
I’m 27 now and I can feel people looking at me differently,” explains the movie star. “It’s a weird year. With Twilight ending and other films I’ve done, like Cosmopolis, I suddenly feel like I’m being treated like an actual actor.”
That’s right. He doesn’t consider his work in the Twilight franchise to be real acting. As a victim of the final film, I can’t help but agree with what he’s saying. Starring longingly and unconvincingly is not acting. But I’m not the one who took home a billion dollar pay check for it. Sooo…yeahhhhh. R.Pattz, you might want to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
And for those of you following along at home with your own R.Pattz list, it should now look something like this.
Things that I (Robert Pattinson) Find Dreadful
1. The Twilight movies that made me famous
2. Being famous
3. Clean hair
4. Sounds appreciative to all the fans who made me famous.
5. Live puppy cams