Except for Dina Lohan‘s eyebrows, which have been permanently raised by Botox. Â Other than Dina, I don’t think anyone else is surprised by her blood alcohol level or probable denial that she was in the wrong. Â Including her recovering, recently rehabbed daughter Lindsay Lohan! Â LOLz. Â Actually it’s not funny. Â It’s a pretty sad situation when you’re actually not shocked by your mother putting her life and others’ lives at risk by getting annihilated and driving all over Long Island.
A source close to the Lohans who is apparentlyÂ not a fellow drunk confirms Lindsay’s reaction to Dina’s behavior.
â€śLindsay wasnâ€™t surprised that her mom got popped for a DUI.Â It was only a matter of time, according to Lindsay.Â Since being released from rehab, Lindsay has had limited contact with her mother because Dina can be a bad influence on her daughterâ€™s sobriety. Â Â Dina will say she is the last person that has a problem with booze, but she does. Lindsay loves her mom, but she is putting herself first, and her recovery, which is a very good thing.â€ť
I’m all for Lindsay cutting both of her parents out of her life permanently, but since this is a family who can’t seem to avoid the yearning desire for notoriety I doubt that’s a realistic possibility. Â Anyone who saw Dina’s appearance on the Hot Mess Express/Dr. Phil show could plainly see she’s a woman who abuses denial as much as she does Quaaludes and vodka, so Lindsay’s recovery would best be served without a side of Dina.
Since I’ve gone ahead and put on my “Queen Know-It-All” cap for this post, I’m going to go ahead and say I sincerely doubt the fact that Dina’s televised battle with her ex-husband aired on Wednesday and her DUI occurred Thursday night is a coincidence. Â Thoughts?
Either way, I hope this serves as a wake-up call for the Lohan gals, but since the words “hope” and “Lohan” can rarely be properly used in a sentence not dripping in sarcasm or disdain, I’m going to go ahead and wait for the next disaster this family gets itself into.
Sigh. Â It’s too early in the morning for such cynicism!
(Photo:New York State Police Department viaÂ New York Daily News)