Justin Bieber Is Possibly Starring In The New Batman Movie, In Related News Ben Affleck Jokes Are No Longer Funny

Justin Bieber Instagram Batman Robin 9-13-13

Did you hear that?  If you listen closely, you can hear Ben Affleck‘s murmurs of “thanks” to his lucky internet stars!  Either that or he’s about to take some time to seriously reflect on how he went from Oscar winner to possible co-star of Justin Bieber in less than a year.  (In case it’s not obvious, I assume he’s doing the latter.)

No, you didn’t misunderstand me.  Justin Bieber is leading us all to believe that he’s been chosen to play Robin in the upcoming Batman/Superman movie.  Why I’m leaning toward believing this madness is because I truly don’t think Bieber, in his current downward-spiral state of mind, is capable of being a tricky or amusing internet troll.  Also, movie studios have kind of proven they’ve adopted a universal “Honey Badger Don’t Care” attitude toward serious comic book nerds fans.

Last night, the Biebs instagrammed a selfie.  Not unusual, of course.  But this selfie contained a script that looks a lot like the screenplay for the new Batman/Superman movie.  Oh, and for added subtlety, he added a “#robin?” on it.  If this is true, I smell a bunch of “zero faith in humanity” Tweets and memes coming our way.  If it isn’t, then I guess I’ve been bested by Justin Bieber for doing exactly what he wants everyone to do: talk about him. I also have the sudden urge to ask Ben Affleck how he likes “these apples.”

Is it too early for a stiff drink?

(Photo: Instagram)

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    • Jen

      oh dear god it’s a sign of the apocalypse.

      • B

        I agree lol

    • Jen

      Maybe they can cast Miley as Catwoman too? She can lick herself with that damn tongue…

      • Cassandra Hough

        And her hair already kind of looks like two little cat ears… I like where your head’s at.

    • NickNack

      Maybe he’s just auditioning. They give out portions of the scripts to those that have auditions. Or, at least, that’s what I’m hoping. I’m not a fan of his music, but he has a following with it, he should stick to that.

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    • Maria

      Sometimes I get the feeling that this whole thing, just like the “iWatch”, is just one very elaborate joke and everybody will be like “just kidding! We actually made something COOL all the time! Here is our awesome new supercomputer/oscar winning dark super hero drama!” in the end. Just look at that pathetic logo on the script.

      • Cassandra Hough

        Realistically I’m thinking this is most likely true. But he somehow managed to become part of Floyd Mayweather’s entourage, so nothing surprises me anymore.

    • ChiChi

      I made the meme-thingie!

    • B

      This is just horrible! In both the cast of batman n robin ben aflec is a great actor but this is just a no!