Want To Erase Miley Cyrus From The Internet? There’s An App For That!

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While I will personally never ever get tired of watching Miley Cyrus go on her attention seeking adventures, I can understand why other people might need a small break from her antics. A quick lil’ internet cleanse to flush out the toxins. (Twerxins?)

After all, there are only so many days in a row when you read about her sticking her tongue out and seducing lonely wrecking balls and masturbating with a foam finger during a nationally televised event. Or worse, read about other celebs’ opinions on her. Thanks but no thanks Shenae “how do we know you again?” Grimes, your input on this situation will not be needed. At all.

Unlike last week when you couldn’t do anything except turn off the internet to avoid seeing her name, there are now options! Chrome has added an extension to their browser called “No Cyrus” that literally blocks the name “Miley Cyrus” from showing up on your screen. And as a surprise bonus, it also appears to block Kim Kardashian. How do you say “two birds, one stone” in coding? Never mind, don’t tell me Chrome, that can be your little secret. Can I just ask that we add Justin Bieber to that list of people we don’t need to hear about 14 times a day? K. Thx.

Miley Cyrus block extension app

While the app doesn’t appear capable of answering your mom’s questions about twerking (did we anyone else get an urgent call asking for an explanation?), it’s certainly a start for people who are tired of literally seeing her name. Or a fun prank for Liam Hemsworth to play on Miley Cyrus. You know, if they were actually still dating.

“LIAM! QUICKLY! LIKE COME TO MY STUDY NOW! THE INTERNET ISN’T TWERKING! IT WON’T SHOW MY NAME! I CAN’T BREATHE! OMG I’M LIKE DYING!”

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