You know how people say that one bad apple will spoil the bunch? Well, Justin Bieber’s
dad manager, Scooter Braun has allegedly decided that, in the case of Bieber and his friends, Lil Twist and Lil Za, it’s the friends who are the rotten apples. And, duh, rotten apples have to go. Go from where, specifically? Why, Justin’s Calabasas home where they’ve been kind of squatting for a while now, that’s where!
Okay, first of all, what? Who even knew that Justin had a pair of roommates? I knew that they existed, (because who could forget names so dangerously close to onomatopoeia?) but I didn’t know that they co-existed with Justin. Everyone knows that they are all really good pals and party it up in Justin’s home while he’s away working, but I had no clue that they also, you know, showered and cooked lunch there. But Scooter knew, Scooter knows everything. Also, Bieber’s neighbors know, because they really hate everyone responsible for the two little rascals staying there.
So, like a good
parent handler, Scooter’s all, “you don’t have to go home, but you have to get out of here. No, seriously, get out as soon as you can, you’re both very annoying.” According to an exclusive report by the good folks over at Radar Online, Scooter is trying to get rid of the boys, like, yesterday.
“Lil Twist and Lil Za have basically been ordered by Scooter to vacate Justin’s house. He wants them out by the end of the month and they’ve even already been set up with their own apartments. There’s a growing disenchantment with them.”
Yikes, the disenchantment not only definitely exists, but it’s also growing. Like a fungus! Does the neighborhood of Calabasas think that Lil Thing 1 and Lil Thing 2 are fungi??? I don’t know, you guys, I’m pretty sure that’s what they’re saying. And, if they were thinking that, could you even blame them? Lil Za and Lil Twist have been slowly ruining everyone’s lives by doing annoying teenage things in very obnoxious ways, like driving at the speed of light through the residential area. They should be thankful that they’ve even been “set up” in apartments of their own, which is more than most people can say happened to them after spending all of their time doing zero productive things.
But, Bieber’s neighborhood can all rest easy because
Father Scootz has stepped in, sent Justin to his room and told his friends that their little play date is over now. Or, will be over…at some point. Like, in the near future. Just whenever they’re ready for it to be, but he would really like it if it was within the next five or so minutes. Maybe just one more rager, though, for old times sake.
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