Just Your Average Gallery Of Celebrities Bored Out Of Their Minds At The US Open

Lauren Conrad boredom GIF(via)

I’m so glad I’m not a celebrity, you guys. You have to be famous and make a ton of money and go to exciting, exclusive events and have zero fun at all. Case in point — the U.S. Open. If the pictures I’ve been cruising through are any indication, as soon as a famous person goes within a few miles of Flushing Meadows, they get funneled into the Arthur Ashe Stadium and told to spend the rest of the day there, by hook or by crook.

Then they’re given elaborate stemware to drink out of — either glorious silver chalices or delicate glass snifters — and forced to point their faces toward a game from which they glean no enjoyment. Some might say that they relish their time spent watching the tennis games, or even that they go there intentionally, but these people are wrong, and for proof you need look no further than their photographs.

We’ve amassed a whole collection of twenty-one photos (on loan from the Smithsonian) of celebrities experiencing the excruciating boredom of watching humans hit fuzzy green balls at each other, and we present it here and now for your delicate perusal. Please pay particular attention to their frowns of consternation, sleepy eyelids, and furrowed brows, and consider donating to the Celebrity Quality Of Life Fund, to buy these famous people more successful entertainment. Every fifty thousand dollars counts. Maybe we could ask Kristen Stewart‘s mysterious Middle Eastern prince! He might have another spare $500,000 lying around.

Alan Cumming

This could literally substitute for a mugshot. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Anna Wintour and Martha Stewart

"There exists no joy in fashion nor in tennis." --Goethe (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor

What is this, a tennis stadium for ants?? (Image: HRC / WENN.com)

David Beckham

Even in scorn, a treasure to behold. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Melania and Donald Trump

Is anyone else aware of the fact that these two are starting to look alike? (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Hugh Jackman

This is what our most genial celebrity has been reduced to, folks. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Jessica Alba

My personal favorite. Not even her stylish tennis hat can cheer her up. (Image: HRC / WENN.com)

Juliana Margulies

Girrrrrl you better do somethin' in front of me fore I fall asleep. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long

What an exciting debut as a couple. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

If looks could kill. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Kate Upton

"Can we go to a sporting event that requires less clothing? Like lying on top of a horse, or something?" (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Kevin Spacey

He's aged ten years since this match began. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Leonardo DiCaprio

I'm putting on my hat and my glasses and I'm not coming out until something interesting happens. So THERE. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Liev Shreiber

He could honestly be asleep -- we don't know. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Molly Sims

Molly Sims is beautifully bored. (Image: HRC / WENN.com)

Naomi Campbell

So not impressed by your fancy cups. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Regis Philbin

He looks like he'd like to use his lifeline. (I'm sorry.) (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Rikcy Martin and Eva Longoria

These two look like they have plenty to talk about. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

Guys. GUYS. You aren't even sitting together. What the eff. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Tommy Lee Jones

This might as well be the Golden Globes 2013, because Tommy Lee Jones is not amused. (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)

Wilmer Valderrama and Joe Jonas

I'm sorry, but did I miss something? Why are these two hanging out? (Image: Joel Ginsburg / WENN.com)
Share This Post:
    • ChiChi

      I couldn’t watch the Open. It was on CBS, and every commercial break there was a NCIS commercial about Ziva leaving. You can’t leave me!!!!!!!!!!!!! How else am I supposed to spend my Tuesdays?