So in case you haven’t heard, Kanye West doesn’t have much going on these days on Monday nights, which is why he decided to ditch his fake girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, and his baby, North West, in order to pull a ninja sneak maneuver on the host of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. Kanye was sitting at home, wedged between Kris Jenner and a cardboard cut out of himself, contemplating if Taylor Swift would ever settle down with one cat when BOOM he had a vision. He saw himself (sort of like one sees Jesus) and this Kanye apparition spoke to him and told him he had a mission to undertake, and this mission involved sneak attacking one person: Jimmy Fallon. “IT MUST BE SO.” Kanye’s apparition instructed and so Kanye plotted his attack.
In a flurry of Yeezus excitement, Kanye leaped off his sofa, threw on his kilt, hopped and then skipped over to the set of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. Kanye knew he had a story to tell. Yeezus needed to be heard, especially by the studio audience at Jimmy Fallon’s talk show. Kanye in a Yeezus daze, still wearing half his pajamas, took the stage to perform “Bound 2″ with only a smidgen of help from Charlie Wilson singing in the background. The performance began well enough and Kanye was really feeling the power of Yeezus. Kanye reached out his arms to the ceiling, started doing the hokey pokey, and most likely had a second vision of himself saying how monumental this surprise performance was and how stylish his man skirt looked from an elevated angle. Meanwhile, Charlie Wilson kept belting out high notes in Kanye’s space, trying to prove he could not only upstage Kanye’s Yeezus-ness, but also dethrone Mariah Carey in every way possible.
By the time the performance ended, the studio audience and Jimmy Fallon were equally flabergasted and thrilled by the whole spectacle. Kanye ripped off his jacket because he was overcome by sweat and exhaustion. It was a wild Monday night he never expected to happen and was obviously unprepared for it. Jimmy Fallon joined Kanye on stage, and didn’t admit to being successfully sneak attacked. All in all, everyone was glad for Kanye’s surprise take over.
Although, in the future, Jimmy needs to concern himself with whether Kanye plans to pull another Kanye and hijack his show and the next VMA he wins. It’s a scary place out there with Kanye on the loose, sneak attacking late night talk shows and all things Taylor Swift. Watch out. He might show up in your living room for a sneak attack performance while you’re minding your own business watching Real Housewives of Miami. Let’s hope his next target isn’t Kris Jenner’s talk show! Unless he brings more baby pictures of North West. Better yet, if he brings the actual Kimye love child in person!