While it’s a little early in the month to crown this vine the best celebrity side eye vine of September, I’m going to go ahead and do it. From what we can tell from this amazing Vine that Sarah Hyland uploaded last night, the Modern Family star and Taylor Swift took their matching fedoras to a FUN. concert last night. While it’s currently up for debate as to whether those fedoras are at all necessary in any context, it’s no debate these gal pals were having a grand old time.
Sources tell us this is word for word what went down before the real action got going:
“LET’S SEE IF WE CAN OUT-SHOUT-SING FUN.!” Taylor screamed into Sarah’s ear.
“I THINK WE CAN DO IT!” Sarah screamed right back.
“Meow,” said Meredith who had snuck into the concert in an antique bicycle basket that Taylor had recently turned into a purse.
“I’LL RECORD US HAVING FUN AT FUN. SO EVERYONE KNOWS WE’RE VERY FUN!” Sarah said as she pulled out her phone.
“I SENT POISONED JAM TO HARRY STYLES!” yelled Taylor.
“Wait, what?” said Sarah, slightly taken aback.
“I SAID, DAMN LET’S MAKE A VINE WITH STYLE!” yelled Taylor.
Sources also tell us that Glee star Dianna Agron did not want to be there. Although you should know that those sources are my eyes and they’re not recognized by any tabloid — including Life and Style. Sure Sarah tagged her in the Vine, but was Dianna actually with them? Her side eye at their behavior makes me think she was not. That she just came for a little backstage concerting on a Wednesday night and ended up getting stuck in the same wing as these two insanely fun ladies.
“DIANNA, RIGHT? YOU CAN SING TOO! WE CAN ALL SING! LET’S WATCH THE SOUND OF MUSIC LATER AT MY PLACE! MY CAT KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO ALL THE SONGS! ALSO I’M FAMOUS, BUT YOU CAN ACT NORMAL AROUND ME!” yelled Taylor, despite her close proximity to Dianna.
“No thank you,” murmured Diana as she texted her friend to hurry back from the bathroom quickly.
Think I’m exaggerating? Watch the Vine below and think again.