• Wed, Sep 4 2013

Robin Thicke Apparently Cheated On His Wife With That Butt-Grab Girl

Lana Scolaro and Robin Thicke August 2013I have breaking news for you guys, coming directly from someone who can’t possibly be biased. It’s about Robin Thicke allegedly cheating on his wife, and it comes straight out of the mouth of Lana Scolaro (or Lara, according to E!), who is the twenty-year old owner of that butt he was grabbing in the picture circulating Twitter and the blogosphere last week.

You remember the one. Normal-seeming from the front, but in the reflection from the mirror behind, looked suspiciously like Robin had his hand either on her butt or up her skirt, or maybe some magical combination known only to those lucky few whose groins have been graced by the furiously twerking ass of Miley Cyrus.

Lana graciously gave a full interview to Life & Style about the evening in question, and according to her, she and Robin made out that night, mere feet away from Robin’s wife Paula Patton.

“I don’t think he cared what she thought. I was with him the whole night! His hands were everywhere.”

Apparently Robin and Lana had met the week before at a friend’s party, so he came right up to her at the VMAs after-party and dropped a sweet-ass line on her: “I just love the fact that you’re so young.” Nice. According to Lana, she was resistant at first because Robin is married, but he told her his wife was ‘chill’, and actually encouraged Lana to go say hi to her. According to Lana, the three of them even left the club together to go to a room together at the Greenwich Hotel:

“I went to the bathroom, and when I came out he was standing there. He turned off the lights so no one could see us, and he started making out with me. He was grabbing me. He was like, ‘I want to get you into bed!’”

Really killing it with the lines that evening, huh Robin? And it’s lucky that he turned the lights out! Otherwise Paula would’ve known what they were doing!

Lana acknowledges that nothing really happened, because they kept getting interrupted, but says that Robin gave her his number when she left at 8:00am, and said he’d see her soon, during New York’s Fashion Week.

Welp! This all checks out! I can’t think of any reasons that a young, fame-hungry socialite might lie for attention…or that someone who made the ‘Blurred Lines’ video might be inclined to cheat on his wife and/or have an open marriage, for that matter. So who knows what the real story is here.

(Photo: Twitter)

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  • Jill O’Rourke

    The more I look at that picture the more creeped out I get.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Apparently he was holding a clutch back there? That’s the only thing that makes even marginal sense. But she’s still all over him, which is inappropriate.

  • Olivia Wilson

    My reaction to the “I just love the fact that you’re so young” line was just “!!!!!”

    There were no actual words, just whatever you imagine 5 exclamation points sound like.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      I know. I KNOW.

  • Nuripie

    That picture…His face….what a creep.