• Fri, Aug 30 2013

This Photo Of Robin Thicke Grabbing A Girl’s Butt Is The New Da Vinci Code

Robin Thicke grabbing girl's butt Twitter

Everyone put away all your bulletin boards devoted to cracking the code of Miley Cyrus’ VMAs performance. There’s a new conspiracy theory in town, and it needs our attention. Look at the picture to the left. Just a regular photo of Robin Thicke posing with a fan, right? Are you sure about that? Don’t you want to get your magnifying glass out, maybe look for secret messages? Take a looksy at the left side of the photo, where Robin and the girl are reflected in a mirror. What’s going on back there? Okay, I’ll stop being so mysterious and tell you that he’s grabbing her butt. OR IS HE?

Yes, much like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot or North West, the Internet is trying its hardest to determine whether this photo, which was tweeted to Robin’s wife Paula Patton, really shows what it seems to show. E! declares it has a “Magic Eye effect.” Perez Hilton hopes beyond hope that it’s photoshopped. Other sites have thrown up their hands and decided he must be cheating on his wife. Why must love die?! What do I think, you ask? Obviously I won’t make a final decision until I consult with Tom Hanks. Ever since he cracked the Da Vinci code he’s been my go-to guy for debunking — or bunking — conspiracy theories. If he’s not available, I might give the Myth Busters a call. Need a closer look to really decide for yourself? Lucky for you I went all CSI and zoomed in on the hand in question.

Robin Thick closeup

Yeah, that’s looking pretty incriminating. I might not even need Tom Hanks after all. Unless two people dressed like them posed back there at the exact moment this photo was taken, recreating the camera flash on the other side of the room, I’d say what we’re seeing is what it looks like. I mean, it’s not like Robin isn’t known for getting up close and personal with ladies who aren’t his wife. You might have heard of a little video called “Blurred Lines.” So far Paula hasn’t commented on the photo, probably because I’d imagine she’s too busy trying to banish every GIF of Miley Cyrus grinding on her husband’s crotch from the Internet. Imagine the added controversy if the hand in this photo had a foam finger on it.

(Photo: Twitter)

You can reach this post's author, Jill O’Rourke, on twitter.
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  • Alexis Rhiannon

    It kind of looks like it’s…up there. Like upskirty. No? Leonardo?

    • Olivia Wilson

      Definitely looks upskirty.

      Every day, Robin inches closer and closer to completely creepy and I don’t like it one bit.

    • Foxstar Damaskeenus

      At what point did you think he wasn’t creepy? The lyrics to the song “blurred lines” sound like something John Wayne Gacy wrote.

    • Olivia Wilson

      Hahah, true! But before Blurred Lines, he had a ton of good music that I loved. Blurred Lines was sort of the beginning of the end.

  • boywithbluehanger

    The guy who dodged any backlash from the Milery-twerk incident, is a creep? Who woulda thunk it? Kinda reminds me of when Janet Jackson exposed one of her “ladies” at the Super Bowl a few eons ago, yet Justin Timberlake was treated like he/it wasn’t a part of the performance.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      You didn’t read our coverage, then! We were very creeped out by Robin’s behavior at the VMAs as well.

    • boywithbluehanger

      Good thing too! I don’t like when only 1 person gets isolated outrage when more were involved.

    • Foxstar Damaskeenus

      Showing the boob didn’t bother me that much. At least it was straight forward sexual and their is some artistic value to showing a woman’s breast; nudes can be classy. But this guys stupid outfit, his “pimp” attitude and the simulated sex with this mostly naked meth whore getting it on with a foam finger and pointing at her rotting slit. Awkward!

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Please be aware of your language in the future. This is inappropriate.

    • Foxstar Damaskeenus

      Thanks Eva Braun. In the future I will make sure to run all of my opinions by the party committee first.

  • StephC12

    He’s creepy. Tumblr has a post going around in which they describe Robin as “that rich, creepy millionaire down the street who keeps asking if your sister is 18 yet.”

    • Jill O’Rourke

      He’s always seemed pretty creepy to me. This just solidifies it.

  • Rachel

    This doesn’t look much worse than some of the vma’s gifs :

  • FauxRealFaux

    Robin Thicke cannot be stupid enough to cheat on his beautiful wife with some trailer trash skank.

    • Jen Hanlon

      You dickhead.

  • Jen Hanlon

    The man’s a sleaze bucket. End of story. His wife must be really proud.

  • Foxstar Damaskeenus

    This guy is white trash and probably a one hit wonder. Only when the bar for class and decency has gone so low did people think there wasn’t something wrong with this guy. I could tell he was sleeze from the moment I heard that pop crap song wit the borderline rapist lyrics. Also the falsetto is so over done.

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  • Brett Delong

    He’s Alan Thicke’s son.

  • Brett Delong

    She looks pretty happy with where it is.

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