Swifties Claiming That Taylor Swift Said ‘Sorry About My Arm’, So We’re Giving You 7 More Things That She Obvi Didn’t Say

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During last night’s VMA Awards, Taylor Swift turned to her gal pal Selena Gomez and appeared to say “shut the fuck up” to Selena Gomez when One Direction was presenting an award. While I think Selena’s “um, Taylor there are totally cameras watching us” face proves that she said it, some others on the interweb are now claiming she said, “sorry about my arm.” Which makes me think that Taylor’s PR team sat up all night trying to come up with other words that look like “shut the fuck up” — to you know, shut everyone the fuck up. But here’s the thing, if she said “sorry about my arm,” Selena would’ve said “no worries” or “it’s fine.” She wouldn’t have said there silently and made that “ughhh Taylor”  face.

However it’s Monday and we’re totally into playing the “what did Taylor Swift really say” game. We’re so in that we’re going to kick it off with these 7 things. Feel free to leave your own suggestions in the comments. The only requirement is that they start with S and would result in Selena not saying anything.

1. Shut the fridge door. Selena is always leaving it open. She’s simply asking her if she remembered to close it before they left. Selena clearly didn’t. Hence the silence.

2. Sorry for making your first award about me. Taylor’s psychic and already knew that Selena’s first VMA win would actually be overshadowed by Taylor’s drama. Hence the silence.

3. Soup or salad? She can never decide what to eat after an awards show. But Selena’a so sick of this question because she knows that Taylor can clearly afford to eat both. Hence the silence.

4. Saved by The Bell didn’t DVR. That’s fucked up. Taylor gets so inconsolable when she forgets to DVR Saved by the Bell. Selena knows there’s nothing she can do to calm her down, hence the silence.

5. Samantha Mumba is here, Fuck yeah! She wasn’t there. Selena has no clue who Taylor thinks is her, hence the silence.

6. Slam the funk down. Sometimes Taylor strings cool-sounding words together and Selena has no idea what she’s talking about, hence the silence.

7. Should we get fucked up? Taylor thinks “fucked up” refers to drinking root beer, staying up late and prank calling her bodyguard. Selena doesn’t have the heart to tell her otherwise, hence the silence.

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    • Alexis Rhiannon

      My money is still on Taylor saying, “Shut the farm.” And Selena’s like, “NO I WOULD NEVER!”

    • Skrewyou

      You miserable pests. Why would she say stfu to Selena? Assholes

      • Jenni

        Stop, you’re too kind!

      • Dial S for Stupid

        She wasn’t. She was saying it to Selena ABOUT One Direction, ’cause Harry Styles dumped her. Get a clue, dopey.

    • Olivia Wilson

      I think Taylor’s telling a story about how someone “Shook the frog up.” She is publicly speaking out against physical violence, which I think is noble and brave. She is making sure no one shakes any other frogs up.

    • Meredith Hirt

      Taylor: “Stop with this perm.” She just realized what her hair looked like. Selena had to keep her mouth shut to stop herself from saying “I told you so.”

    • Jenny

      Maybe Selena wasn’t concentrating, Jesus fucking Christ. How the hell do you know? Oh god, you guys are just never going to stop are you?

      • Jenni

        You seem to have confused us with Miley Cyrus.

      • Jenny

        Nope, not really. Because you can stop, but you won’t.

      • Jenni

        Jenny, if I could stop, I would. Do you think I want to spend my life fighting with people who spell their name differently than I do? I DO NOT. I just want to be an accountant! If only I hadn’t traded my career flexibility to Ursula for 100 Twitter Followers! Damn that sea witch!

    • Seby

      ‘But here’s the thing, if she said “sorry about my arm,” Selena would’ve said “no worries” or “it’s fine.” She wouldn’t have said there silently and made that “ughhh Taylor” face.’

      But here’s the thing. If she said ‘Shut the fuck up’ to One Direction, she wouldn’t be looking at Selena whilst saying that. She wouldn’t have looked directly at Selena. She. Would. Not.
      Do u not know anything about body language?

      • Jenni

        No I studied Spanish in college. Does Rosetta Stone offer a course in body language?

      • Lia

        I agreed! Who says “sorry for my arm”?!

    • gwnola

      I think she wanted to hear what they had to say but was interrupted by a ringing cell phone, as she clearly told selena to “shut the phone off.” She wasn’t rude at all, not our sweet taylor.

      • huda

        maybe it was actually ‘shit the phone off’ because maybe justin bieber called her and taylor hates justin?

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    • gwnola

      I think after dating harry, she realized he wasn’t really into girls. therefore, she is saying shut the fag up. not nice but at least not the f=bomb.
      no, i’m not being serious

      • Jenni

        Serious or not, let’s agree not to use that horribly offensive word!

    • Stacey Judith

      Poor Selena cringing away there..

    • Nichole Swift

      I’m a Swiftie but oh God I hate how some of them are denying it. SHE OBVIOUSLY DROPPED THE F-BOMB PEOPLE. Ugh.

      • Jenny

        I don’t think people are denying it so much as they are trying to deny that she said it to 1D. Also, people are pissed that everyone is assuming. She did say it, and I’ sure in their heart of hearts 90% Swifties would agree with you, but she didn’t say it to 1D.

    • Mavix Layne

      I love how selena’s just like ”lol that ceiling is so cool”

    • Swiftie

      Look, if you don’t buy it, fine. I watched the video over and over again and believed she said ” Sorry for my arm”. However, I read a news and watched an interview on Ed Sheeran, he said that Selena told Taylor she thinks Miley Cyrus will win the award over her and so Taylor said Shut The F*** Up to selena cos she knew Selena was gg to win the award.
      If you still don’t believe me, I guess there is nothing I can do but I for one will always stand by Taylor no matter what! Selena said Taylor inspires her a lot, me too. Haters, think about it, do you hate her because you think she can’t sing, or you are jealous of what she have and jealousy turned to hatred. Think about it, and think about how Taylor will inspire you. Stop the hate, before you do anything, stop and think if you will hurt anyone.

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