MTV’s VMAs are always, always entertaining if nothing else. You never know what people are going to wear, sing, say, and do. It’s the place for A-list celebrity announcements, drunken speech interruptions, boy band reunions, acrobatics… you name it, and it’s probably happened at the VMAs. Which is exactly why I’ve come up with this list of predictions as to why this year has all the promise in the world to be the messiest of the hot messes.
1.) No one is impressed by Lady Gaga anymore.
I, for one, am so over her. She’s lost whatever it was that she had and she no longer has me wondering if she’s going to be arriving in an ostrich egg or what have you. Meat dress or no meat dress, I just don’t care about her anymore. Sorry I’m not sorry!
2.) Miley Cyrus will be there. That is all.
She honestly might be the conductor of The Hot Mess Express. Between her extensive uses of the word “ratchet” and her overall appearance and behavior, I’m torn between pretending I have zero desire to witness her performance tonight and just admitting I’m dying to see it.
3.) Katy Perry probably won’t be wearing cupcake boobs.
She’s over the whole slutty Candyland thing, but something tells me she’ll be performing “Roar” in something tacky and insulting. Like a Sara Bareilles mask. (Oooh, burn.)
4.) N’Sync is definitely reuniting.
Cue the late twenty-something/early thirties squeals and drunken, awkward dancing! I can’t wait to see if Chris Kirkpatrick outshines Justin Timberlake tonight.
5.) It’s the VMA’s and Beyonce has no new album to promote.
Queen B has no new music for the VMAs? WHAT? What am I even living for? Who’s going to outshine D-list performances like Miley’s? Ugh.
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