I didn’t realize just how much I missed havingÂ Tina FeyÂ in my life on the reg until I saw her onÂ The Late Show with David LettermanÂ last night. Oh I’m sorry, I mean when I saw her in this extremely short clip on the CBS website since I’m notÂ allowedÂ to watch CBS at the moment due to my long-term relationship with Time Warner. Ugh, a whole giant bucket of ughs. But enough about me and more about Tines.
God she’s so, so great. She’s not only incredibly funny, but she’s also just really smart. You can see it in her eyes that she’s always ten steps ahead. Like that joke thatÂ justÂ came out of her mouth. It’s already old news to her and she already has a new one coming right up. What I would do to live in her brain for just one day. (Seriously just one day, I think more than that would exhaust me more than the mere thought of one day attending a Soul Cycle class.)
While she spoke a little bit about her upcoming projects last night (eeee!) and talked about how those upcoming projects got stolen from her (ahhhh!), she also talked about how she thinks her daughter Penelope might be a sociopath (ta-dah!). As someone who’s also been told that I lack approximately 27% of human emotions as well as the natural ability to empathize with others, I’m obviously overwhelmed with excitement right now. The thought of one day running into Penelope at Sociopath Anonymous fills me with glee. Truth be told, just as much as glee as the thought of Amy Poehler and Tina Fey adopting me and re-raising me.